Before girlfriend/marriage....After girlfriend/marriage

Before girlfriend:

“I love watching women dance!”

After girlfriend:

“I love watching you dance.”

Before girlfriend:

phone: ring ring ring ring

After girlfriend:

phone: *

Before girlfriend:

Going out, dancing all night, coming home, showering, crawl into bed, snuggle in and drift into dream land. Pizza outta the box, watching movies. Hot, relaxing baths. Leaving the bathroom door open. Leaving dishes in the sink.

After girlfriend:

Going out, dancing all night with the prettiest girl there, coming home in the car, holding her hand, showering with my girl, crawl into bed next to someone I adore, snuggle in with her head on my shoulder and feel like I’m already in dream land before I am asleep. Pizza outta the box, watching movies and giving her my pepperoni. Hot, relaxing baths with bubbles and candles (not bad!). Leaving the bathroom door open. Leaving dishes in the sink not because I’m lazy but because I’d rather be snuggling next to her.

I love my girlfriend. You know, the grass is pretty damn green where I’m standing.

Tibs.

Nice sentiment, Tiburon, I hope it lasts. Ignore H.L. Menchen, who cynically (though humorously) defined a wife as “a former girlfriend”.

Heh-heh…

pcubed-

Heh-heh…heh heh heh…
My first uncontrollable lol today. Hopefully not my last!
Thanks for the giggle.

As Erma Bombeck said, the grass is always greener over the septic tank.

Maybe in HER yard. I think the grass is pretty green in general.

pcubed, you dirty bastard. Tiburon has no pepperoni to give.

Heh. Yeah, I maybe failed to mention…no pepperoni or sausage.

Now come on, people…you must have some interesting before/after stories for me!
Tiburon

If Tiburon were a guy, she probably would have mentally pre-screened that pepperoni line for extra innuendo. Nothing can replace the experience of hanging around grade school boys in one’s formative years when it is applied to spotting sexual innuendo.

Congrats to Tibs on her happiness. :slight_smile:

Thank you, Dr. Lao. :slight_smile:

I appreciate it. Being in love kicks ass.

quick scan for innuendo

Tiburon

No offense intended Tibs, having been a grade school boy at one point, your line about the pepperoni would’ve been funny to me regardless of whether you actually have a pepperoni of a manicotti (am I the only one getting hungry?).

Congrats on your happiness, and you’re right, there is no comparison to having someone around to share your life.