So I walk out of a restaurant with a friend last night around 11:30. On our way to the parking garage some gruff bum calls out from behind us and solicits funds with the following elegantly posed question:
“So you two fag-boys don’t want to give me any money?”
What the fuck? This pisses me off, for several reasons:
(in no particular order)
[li] We are not gay. Again with the fucking presumptions! (See my pit thread of yore.)[/li][li] Regardless of our orientation, that insult would not incline me to want to help this guy out.[/li][li] Greetings, Opal![/li][li] That is just plain rude! If he really wanted money, shouldn’t he ask nicely or something? My friend said he would have given him money if he hadn’t been so rude. [/li][li] Perhaps he knew we wouldn’t give him money and just felt like insulting us. Fuck him, then.[/li][li] What the fuck! (plain and simple)[/li][li] Fuck him.[/li][/list=1]
Anyway, I considered it my duty not to dignify such an odious query with a response, so I kept walking in silence. My friend, unfortunately, offered a pitifully weak, “No, sorry,” or something like that. Oh well.
After we were safely locked in the car my friend suggested that we find this guy again and run him down, however my humanity and fear of the law forbade it. Plus I have to consider wear and tear on the tires.