Everything in black cans with widget technology is mine. You kids can have the health food.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…in-ter-est-ing - 'course, it could just be the way my mind works.
Do have a lovely time, Coldie. I suspect you might.
Hmmmmmm…
Are you going to give a clue as to those suspicions, or is just random background twitching from under your tin foil hat?
Nooooo. And that’s because either I’m way off the mark, it’s personal or I’m about to be dragged off to the funny farm any min…
SOMEONE TURN THE 'PUTER OFF – I MAY BE GONE FOR SOME TIME…CAPTAIN SCOTT, IS THAT YOU ??? HENMAN ! HENMAN ! HENMAN !..
mrblackwell, how in the hell did I miss that site before now?
Suddenly I feel very unmoderated.
The Freedom! Ahhhahahahahahah.
: notices Euty who is also in this thread :
Never mind.
<tiptoes in… looks left… looks right… touches stereo… touch touch touch… giggles uncontrollably… skips out>
:eek: [sup]-SHRIEK!![/SUP] And whatever you do, for God’s sake, DON’T open the Tupperware container in the back.
[sub]sob I was just looking for some guacamole! I had no IDEA what the numbers 12.04.99 stood for. How was I supposed to know that was a DATE?!? Dam’ Euro-trash and their effed-up number formats… Oh, the horror…[/sub]
[sup]is he gone yet?? Is he gone???[/sup]
YEAH! Hey, everybody! I brought punch balloons and nitrous oxide! WOO HOOOOOOOOO!!!
PAR-TY!!!
So who brought the beer? I’ll be in the back room with - oh, he’ll do.
Come and get me when the pizza arrives. We didn’t order anything with anchovies, did we?
But Ginger, I was just setting up the nitrou… whoa!!
I’ll be back, everyone! Leave some of everything for us!
Astroboy and Ginger disappear into the back room amidst many giggles
Hey! Did you know Coldy has a water bed?
I’m feeling a little sea-sick…
Hey, guys. I just got off the phone with the liquor store.
Coldy has a charge account…
And they deliver!
Someone get the door when they get here. I’ll be going through his phone book to see who else delivers that he has a charge account with.
Hey, did anyone check his computer to see if he maybe left his name and stuff cached so we cann post as him…actually, maybe we can…
[post edited by Coldfire, 10:20 E.S.T.]
Sweet, we’re in folks.
Who wants to edit stuff?!
[sub]Oh, and be careful 'round those black cans, they don’t like being bitten.[/sub]
Hey, guys, check THIS out! What do you think it does?
<poke>
<CRASH!!!>
Uh oh. Coldie has insurance, right?
The place needs a little sprucing up.
We can make a mobile out of all the ‘Rush’ CDs.
Anything leftover, we can play ‘Skeet in the Street’.
Hand me the fishing line please…
I went through Coldie’s dressers and all I found were ** women’s ** underwear…
I’m going to fill up his tub to the very edge and dump in a whole bottle of bubble bath.
Anyone care to join me?
Hey y’all, there’s a pizza guy out here unconscious underneath a pile of about 500 pizzas…I think we ordered too much.
Oh, well.
:steps over pizza guy:
So, who wants Goldschlager? I forgot shot glasses, but I bet Coldy’s got some around here somewhere…let’s see…
Ah! Here we are! Let me just…
:crash:
Oops. You can glue Waterford back together, right?
hardygrrl, I’d be more than happy to join you in the bath. You go climb in, I’ll be up in a minute. I found some interesting objects in Coldie’s closet that might make a bath quite interesting…
Anyone else notice the striking similarity between the party at **Coldies[/]b and the party Uncle beer had a while ago (aka: Guy Stuff)?
It’s not just me, is it? Who’s got the motor home and the shaved cat?