Continued over from http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=76984&pagenumber=lastpage
No, um … really … we were trying to watch things. And really, we were just saying to ourselves what a wonderful, understanding person you are. Patient, forgiving …
That smell? Um … don’t worry about it …
RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!!
[Edited by Eutychus55 on 07-11-2001 at 04:51 PM]
Umm… about the chandelier, I think it was already on the floor when you left… and about Poofy… um… well… here’s a bottle brush… Poofy may need cleaning! :eek:
RUNS AWAY!!
OK, guys, we’d better try and clear some of this mess up…
Whammo? You did that - there’s no way on God’s earth that I am gonna touch it!
-waves at Coldy- Hey there! I didn’t do a thing… I just stumbled in at the last minute and protected Hamlet from the big bad other posters…I was good the whole time -makes sure her halo is straight-
To be honest, I was too out of it to even post to that last thread, what with lying in the fetal position in a puddle of my own excrement and all. Sorry about those carpet stains, Coldie. But being a Nazi, you deserve no less.
Saunters up to Obsidian Hey baby, whats shakin?? Other then the BED last night!
Hey, don’t look at me, man! I did NOT touch the stereo!
Hey, I’m not ascared of no Coldfire , I din’t hardly do nuthin’, that chandelier was installed incorrectly, and furthermore, if Coldfire wants to complain, he can bloody well, kiss my… ::notices everyone else standing slackjawed in fear, suddenly feels the COld heavy breathing directly behind her::
um, I mean I was hardly even here, I mean, like look at the evidence, I wasn’t even around [sub]when the video tapes were made[/sub], it’s not my fault!!
-gives him an innocent blank look- My name isn’t baby… and whatever do you mean?
Hey, you guys!!!
You were right all along. It musta been the vodka water gun, or detop’s special kisses, or Ginger’s threeway, but you were right, I was a hall-monitor jerk. I’ve decided to join you in the festivities!
You were right. Coldy is a big, fat, egotistical jerk and I’m glad the place was trashed. He deserves it!!! Woo hoo, this is so freeing. Pass me a beer quick!!
Yep, I wish I woulda been with you guys the entire time. Then I’d scream at the top of my lungs:
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT, AND I HOPE COLDY ROTS IN HECK!!!
huh?, wha? He’s where???
Aw, FUUUUUUUUU…
Who needs Bob Vila? Ginger’s here! And if we ask nicely, Tripler will help, too. I’m pretty sure I can get him to help… hey, is there any beer left? If not, I’ll use my feminine wiles. I think I have some of those left.
Coldy? Oh yeah, I know him, great kid, love his work, yada yada…
TAXI!
<looks around at the devastation>
Feh, nothing that a little bit of duct tape and some WD-40 could clear.
Any beer left anybody, oh, Hi Coldy, how was Scotland ?
<does a double take>
Dididid you en… en… enjoy you… you… yourself ?
[sub]all the while trying to disappear into the floor[/sub]
Um…hey, Coldie…we um, got you a present?
Do you like Faberge Eggs?
I didn’t lay a finger on the stereo and I took care of your precious Poofy, just like you asked. In fact, Poofy is now in a hidden location, safe from these perverts and under guard.
Don’t listen to Whammo. He was playing with the Poofy stunt double 
You got stains? I got that Oxi-Clean stuff . . . Powered by the air we breathe!!.
But I did not bring the horse into the backyard. I think that was wring and lurker. I didn’t do it. . . :eek:
Tripler
But I did bring my own hooch. Is that okay?
Hi Coldy…I wasn’t able to make the party, sorry I missed you. What’s that you say? You weren’t even THERE? Well, shoot. See, I KNEW there was a reason why I stayed home.
But…I still appreciate you, is that okay? 
Scotti
Coldy
Me and Jeff hosed all the whipped cream and bodily fluids out of the rubber room.
I have a present for you…
a Neil Peart autographed drum head
You bunch of butt kissers!
Coldy! Yoo-hoo! I didn’t touch the stereo or drink your beer!
Hey, I got there late, so I didn’t do nuttin.
looks around Tygr still here?