Criminy, does EVERY thread dissolve into a flirt fest?
::throws water pistol into trash::
Dangit, why do I always have to clean up the mess?
Hey Mr. Cyn…wink wink…
kidding:)
I’ll bet someone now jumps in with a Monty Python line.
:: opening the door::
Welcome to the party, vanilla! Come on in, and give me that water pistol!
Look ssskugiii, I have to end it here. There’s just no chance that I will ever be able to do that IRL. I know this will break your heart, even after all you have professed your undying love for me. i love hypergirl and thats just the way it is. xisor will be more than enough for you.
Hey…turn down the music. I think there’s someone at the door.
By the way, any John Cleese fans at this party? Hold that thought, it’s my turn in the orgazmatron.
Dear Mullinator,
I am sorry to inform you that I am no longer able to continue our heated e-mail correspondence. I hope you will understand.
With Love,
Coldfire
thats not a water pistol…
Y’know, now that I think about it, I really do miss Ronald Reagan.
:eek:
:ducking and running, er, walking (!!):
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Damned wet floor.
MoldBuyer, dude, Mullerwearer’s crying over your love tryst’s end. Shouldn’t you write him a Dear John or something?
Screech-Owl! What is that crap you just put on the radio? Ah-Ha’s greatest hits? Someone get a rope!
::kicking over mop bucket::
C’mon, think about it…remember when Reagan fell asleep during that staff meeting? Wasn’t that great?
Falls on the couch after doing too many shots
Will everyone please remember to mop out the orgazmatron when you are done!
You know…that’s the second time the goat has gone through the buffet line.
Hey what’s this stuff on the floor?
Yes, but Reagan didn’t wake UP again for a few years. 
Shots? Hmmm, I’ve never had one before. I don’t drink very often.
OK, the fire’s out… I’m keeping the discharged extinguisher as a souvenir.
It’s a real shame that you did that. I would have thought that you had more sense.
Hey how about some new tunes! There’s a whole stack of CDs.
:grabs one at random:
“Gordon Lightfoot - The Missing Years” featuring “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald - house mix”
Maybe later.
Oooh, here’s something you’ll like.
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