The Reverse Thread (You can do it!)

FairyChatMom, I need the extinguisher. There’s a deposit on it.

Monster, when I asked you to water the plants, I didn’t mean ** that ** way!

Anyone got some matches? I have a neat trick to show you. Trust me, I’ve done this a hundred times.

Hey…I found a bottle of 151! Does anybody know anything about flaming shooters?

Can someone please find some alcohol?

What’s the matter, goat? Did Coldfire wear you out? Why don’t you go to the buffet line again? Nobody’ll notice!

wow hyper!!! that was amazing!!! my god, how will you get it out?

Originally posted by brandocet

I don’t know, I don’t think there’s any alcohol here.

::Enters with a goat on a leash::

Everybody, this is Betsy the Goat. You have to take turns now. And, I warn you. She hasn’t eaten much in the last couple of days.

What the hell is going on in that back room? Mully is banging on the door crying something about “it was supposed to be forever” and all I hear coming from benind the door is a bunch of grunts and a long “Maaaaa.”

(Damn simulpost. The chronological flow is all screwed now)

Where is Aglarond with that new girlfriend he’s been bragging about?

If I was a gay man in search of a big, strapping, Indians fan I’d say:

I’m going to get ChiefWahoo drunk and have my way with him!

But I’m not. So I better not say that. Geez, I hope no one takes that the wrong way. Where did that goat go?

::dances naked on the coffee table::

well, in spite of the jello mold incident, this is still a pretty good party…

I’m sorry Bottle of Smoke…I don’t believe anyone can accurately predict the future. But if you prove it, I’ll give you 10 bucks.

Okay, the company is providing lunch for everybody but I’m warning you now there isn’t a lot of food, o.k.? You guys? Seriously.
Once through for everybody and let’s keep it civilized this time?

Remember the time Reagan said that he outlawed Russia, and the bombing would begin immediately! Ha! He must have slept good that night, knowing how bad he screwed up!

Its ok, after what you did to the goat earlier in the thread, I was expecting a full confession from you about what has been eating away at you.

Look, MrCynical is an intelligent guy. That is the worst thing you could say about him.
I’m off - and I’m not coming back!

(door slams)

I remember when Reagan said that ketchup was a vegetable, wasn’t that super??