Not right away. How about just before he comes back? We want the house to be not too bad while we’re here. Sleeping in a water house wouldn’t be much fun.
pokes head in Is he gone for good? 'Cause I brought Strippers for the guys and Chip-n-Dales for the girls, or vice verse. The’re waiting outside!! 
woo-hoo!
Bring 'em in, Whammo! I found his petty cash stash and I’m pretty sure he’s been moonlighting to have this much cash laying around.
Who needs Chippendales? I wanna watch iampunha and thinksnow dance.
Come here, boys… there’s this barrel in the bedroom closet…
walks around like a stadium hotdog cryer
ConDOMS! ConDOMS! GETCHER ConDOMS HERE!!!
Doesn’t anyone want to take a bath with me?
I’ve been a very dirty girl lately…
Let me help you, dear.
Sorry I was late. I was taking a look at his clog closet. Did you know he had over 3000 pairs ? (I counted them, that’s why I’m late). He even has over a 100 of them with high heels ! Didn’t know that was available.
Yes but dirty girls need bathed then punished!
Apparently I have Whammo so excited that he’s losing the ability to speak.
No, no - what we should do is soak the carpet, then spread watercress seed around until he has a new “carpet”. Then we get a sheep from somewhere…look - here’s one, and then we…
WHOA! Where did the sheep come from??
Don’t ask, man.
I learned in the first half hour we were here after he left, just don’t ask.
Make up your own answers.
Now, excuse me, I’m going to borrow this black haired, blue eyed studmuffin that just walked in with the dancers and go take care of some chores.
Just keep the sheep away from those guys and the curtains and all should be fine.
um,
can somebody please tell me what this is that I found in the Pantry… why is it gooey like that?
(dangles pink ‘thing’ in air)
[sup]Oh [sup]wow, [sup]that [sup]would [sup]be [sup]great [sup]I’ve [sup]never [sub]seen[/sup] [/sup]a[/sup] [/sup]“Chia house”[/sup] [/sup]before[/sup]. [sub]Anyone [sub]got [sub]any [sub]watercress [sub]seed [sub]handy?
[/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]Aw damn, it’s empty. You think he’d have the common sense to check the tank gauge once in a while. Sheesh.
With the people we gots in here, we need more room! Why don’t we open it up a little in here, get rid of this extraneous wall separating the den from the living room… hands our sledgehammers
Careful with those sledges, folks. Just look what I found behind this wall…!
<strange mewling sounds and scratching noises can be heard above the din>
:::Persephone takes a sledgehammer to the nearest wall:::
Well, wouldja look at that.
Hey guys! I found Jimmy Hoffa!
Should I be taking pictures? Or would photographic evidence be a bad thing?
No pictures!
Hey! Somebody put a dropcloth over the stereo! That was the one thing he mentioned. If it’s the only thing left standing/working, he can’t complain, can he?
Good point, Arden.
What should I do with the tape from the video camera in the rubber bedroom?