Oka then
we could turn this punning into a cottage industry!
What’re you, Swiss? That sounds downright un-American.
Brie-have yourselves.
Y’all are makin light of this but I think she’s a Muenster 
As punishment they should hack off one of her limbs, put it through a grinder, cook it up and serve it to her on a bun.
Call it a limburger, if you will.
Jeeze Giraffe, by moving this thread to MPSIMS, you really shredded my OP. Havarti heart man, edam thread was supposed to be a rant.
Just so you all know, I smacked him one when I read that reply.
-x-x-x-
Pinch a loaf of cheese
I’ll be immortal in my
mug shot photograph
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Good.
Where’s **CoJack ** when you need him.
Putting a poem
inside the cheese stealing thread
is wrong. Haiku’d you?
Kinda sad that some traditions can be confused with something evil. 
Good thing no one thought that we were to something evil when the familia got together to make the annual Christmas tamales.
They could have caught us with the hands on the dough! 
Did the booking police officer seize the moment and when taking her mug shot instruct her to, “Say cheese.”?
Be honest, this is just viral marketing for white cheese, isn’t it?
Boy is this girl going to get smoked in court. I bet the prosecutor will grill her for hours.
With such a staggering feta of stupidity, I have to wonder about the human race. At least this girl will probably spend years in jail, all provolone.
She curdn’t have gotten awhey with it.
It’s enough to make a chap come over all peckish.
okay - now I have John Cleese and Michael Palin running around in my brain! Thanks a heap!
According to the notmilk website, cheese is addicting.
The Cheese Family.
Mmmm, cheese! It’s made from mammary fluids!
