http://www.centralvalleybusinesstimes.com/stories/001/?ID=6794
Yes, the article states the real health problems possible with homemade cheese. But it’s still funny.
And I think “Felony Cheese Making” would make a great user name. 
Stockpile rennet now before it becomes a controlled substance.
I just hope they don’t make cheese cutting a felony!
I really hope that doesn’t draw prison time. Imagine introducing yourself to your cellmates.
“What am I in for? Felony cheese making…”
SNERK
Felony cheese making. Felony cheese making! Making it a misdemeanor just couldn’t impart the serious sort of punishment the crime of making bathtub cheese could impart.
snicker
Bathtub cheese. Bet it goes really well with a nice prison wine.
“I think he said ‘Blessed are the felony cheese makers…’”