Grown ups have to do things like fix the collapsed sewage line instead of buying toys. Grown ups don’t get to sleep in. Grown ups get to stay up as late as they want, and then are incapable of catching the end of the evening news.
Not only do they have to pay for the collapsed sewage line, but they have to clean the backed-up sewage out of the basement. And the money that will now be going to the sewage line replacement was already earmarked for the replacement of the gutters. Gutters are also much less fun than toys. It’s a double insult.
I would like to know where I can turn in my grown up membership card.