Belief-O-Matic

My Top three:

  1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
  2. Unitarian Universalism (96%)
  3. Liberal Quakers (94%)

And the lower three:
25. Seventh Day Adventist (23%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (15%)
27. Roman Catholic (15%)

I was raised a Roman Catholic as well.

100% Match for Unitarian Universalism

I don’t know how much credence I put in this assessment, though, since, although I hold the Tao Teh Ching in very high esteem, and consider it to be very influential in my personal philosophy, my “score” for Taoism (which I’ll admit I haven’t researched in any formal way,) is a mere 70% – 2% less than I got for SCIENTOLOGY! :eek: WTF?

My lowest match is for Roman Catholicism, (14%) which is too bad, since I really like the aesthetic, what with all the candles, incense, and ritual. I guess I’ll have to stick to neo-paganism (88%) for all that. :smiley:

Hermeticism doesn’t even seem to be on the list – I guess it’s too arcane. Too bad, since I actually managed to produce the Philosopher’s Stone in 1999, after only twelve years of toil. I think that’s some sort of a record. :wink:

Hum…

9 of the 27 possible “faiths” just happen to be Christian.

And I’m more likely to be a “Liberal Quaker” than either a “neo-pagan” or “nontheist”.

WTH is a “neo” pagan?

But, on the whole, I’d say the test is well worth the price paid. :slight_smile:

Interesting. I really didn’t “get” the whole bit about placing a priority on a selection. I mean, it seems to me that if it’s an article of faith, then all of them should be equal, ya know? Anyways my top three were:

  1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
  2. Liberal Quakers (90%)
  3. Neo-Pagan (90%)

Which is pretty accurate, I suppose, but on a bunch of the questions I had to pick the answer which was least inaccurate in describing my beliefs.

I was raised Lutheren so I find this response amusing:
8. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (69%)

My bottom three were:
25. Roman Catholic (21%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (9%)
27. Jehovah’s Witness (7%)

Which isn’t surprising, since I find many of their beliefs enigmatic to say the least.

Oh, HH, info about neo-pagans, more here.

  1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
  2. Unitarian Universalism (89%)
  3. New Age (81%)
  4. Liberal Quakers (66%)
  5. Mahayana Buddhism (66%)

  1. Seventh Day Adventist (13%)
  2. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (13%)
  3. Jehovah’s Witness (9%)
  4. Eastern Orthodox (7%)
  5. Roman Catholic (7%)

I’m Pagan, so the results make a lot of sense to me… I don’t get the fact that Roman Catholic is the last on the list. IMO, they’re very into ceremony and ritual in the same way that a lot of Pagans are, but that’s a whole 'nother kettle of fish I’m not going to stir up right now.

  1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
  2. Secular Humanism (98%)
  3. Liberal Quakers (84%)
    Hunh, I’m surprised about 1 over 2…
  4. Orthodox Judaism (18%)
  5. Roman Catholic (18%)
  6. Hinduism (17%)

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Tuckerfan -

Thanks, but I was aware of the term and its usage - I was just commenting on the illogic of the term - “pagan” meant not “not sharing the Jewish/Muslim/Christian history” - how does one become a “neo-pagan”? I am not a “slightly-revised Hindu” or a “modified Buddhist”.

Methinks we need a new word meaning :wink:

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Strike “meaning”. Thank you.

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As an athiest, I thought it silly to take the test, but I figured I’d do it for kicks, and at least answer the ethics questions even though I gave the pat no-god answers on the first part (metaphysics/theology.)

  1. Nontheist (100%)

  2. Theravada Buddhism (90%)

  3. Unitarian Universalism (89%)

  4. Secular Humanism (87%)

  5. Mahayana Buddhism (36%)

  6. Jainism (33%)

  7. Seventh Day Adventist (33%)

  8. New Age (31%)

  9. Orthodox Quaker (25%)

How they can tell all that just from my answers to the ethics questions I don’t know, but they couldn’t have been matching on the metaphysics questions because those questions all included a no-god option.

  1. Orthodox Judaism (100%)
  2. Reform Judaism (92%)
  3. Sikhism (88%)
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  4. Secular Humanism (22%)
  5. Taoism (20%)
  6. Nontheist (20%)

top 3:

  1. Liberal Quakers (100%)
  2. Mahayana Buddhism (96%)
  3. Unitarian Universalism (93%)

bottom 3:
25. Eastern Orthodox (24%)
26. Roman Catholic (24%)
27. Jehovah’s Witness (20%)

Well, I’m Wiccan (neo-pagan), but for a lot of the questions I answered “none of the above” since I believe other things or combinations of the answers. But Liberal Quaker? Hmm… sounds fishy. My ancestor, Mary Dire, was hung for being a Quaker.

  1. Neo Pagan (100%)
  2. Mahayana Buddhism (90%)
  3. Unitarian Universalism (89%)
  4. Eastern Orthodox
  5. Roman Catholic
  6. Jehovah’s Witness

Hrrm

Nonthiest – 100%

Secular Humanism 82%
Liberal Quaker 61%

#4 is around 30%

So I think we can safely sum up my religious beliefs as, “When your god comes back, bring pie.”

Mmmm pie.

Eonwe said, “All the non-theistic options are really anti-religious, IMO.”

What other definition could you have for people who don’t believe in a god? That doesn’t mean they don’t want anyone else to worship as they choose. It’s just not something everyone buys into.

Oh, and keep it out of government, too.

I am Eonwe, according to that. :eek: Exactly the same top results. Also agree with your post, too.

…although I would describe myself as a secular humanist, not a Unitarian Universalist (mainly coz I don’t know what one is).

  1. Mahayana Buddhism (100%)
  2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (96%)
  3. Unitarian Universalism (96%)
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  4. Eastern Orthodox (14%)
  5. Roman Catholic (14%)
  6. Seventh Day Adventist (13%)

I think I’ll be checkin out Mahayana Buddhism a little… :slight_smile:

  1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
  2. Secular Humanism (98%)
  3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (87%)
  4. Liberal Quakers (85%)
  5. Nontheist (76%)

I’m an atheist.

Actually is this the same site that was knocking around here a few years ago. Wasn’t it backed by the Unitarian Universalists or something like that. A lot of people are getting that belief system (or lack of one as the case may be)?

Top Three:

  1. Neo-Pagan 100%
  2. Unitarian-Universalist 99%
  3. Liberal Quakers 93%

Bottom Three:
27. Roman Catholic 21%
28. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant 20%
29. Jehovah’s Witnesses 14%

My upbringing was United Methodist, which most likely fits in the Mainline to Liberal C/P, and my score there was 75%