They’re gonna increase the spectacularity of the event more and more with each successive wedding. By the time it gets up to ten, there’ll be so many reporters and cameramen following her around that the mass and pressure will cause a collapse and form a quantum singularity called B. Hole.
Eventually Jennifer’s weddings will be a pay-per-view event. The biggest paydays will come from “re-matches” when Lopez starts meeting up with guys she has been married to before.