Ben & Jen Wedding Postponed

Ben & Jen (a/k/a Bennifer) have postponed their wedding this weekend due to the relentless media circus. The news has everyone scrambling and is affecting countless plans. Wedding guests are being contacted via telephone and told about the change.

I have to ask…no matter WHEN they get married, won’t there be a media circus?

There have been more powerful celebrity weddings before them, how was the media controlled?

Do you think they should elope?

I think they should go away and leave us all alone.

In a week where Warren Zevon, Johnny Cash AND John Ritter died, and it’s the 2nd anniversary of 9/11, we’re supposed to care about that? I do not give a flying “freak” about “Bennifer’s” wedding.

Oh, that’s rich. They’re postponing due to media attention–when all they’ve done since day 1 is court media attention? Ha!

Do you have a link, BTW?

And what makes you think that they’re a “powerful” celebrity couple? Because they’re on the covers of every magazine in the stupidmarket? Because they go on and on about them on shows like Entertainment Tonight? They get the attention because they’re interesting in a train-wrecky kind of way. But they don’t bring in the dollars, so they’re not powerful.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_818435.html

This is the latest link I found.

They are powerful in the media’s eye.

Yaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnn!!!

Motion seconded. If I never hear a word about them ever again, I can die happy.

Don’t care, but have heard the postponement is not really media attention (yeah, right) but because of second thoughts. Interestingly, people from both camps claim to have second thoughts. It’s all about getting maximum media attention.

I bet you 48¢ (all the change in my wallet) that they get married this weekend anyway. Fine with me - all the sooner for them to start divorce proceedings …

Oh come now. If this crazy couple can’t make a go of it, I shall never believe in romance again.

Ummm…

/sarcasm

This is so silly. If they really wanted to get married, they could elope somewhere and then have the big party later.

I just bopped in here wondering who could possibly care about either of them, and y’all have restored my faith in humankind. Temporarily. Thanks.

It’s her THIRD marriage for cripes sake! Why does it have to be so spectacular? They have been toying with the press about this marriage since Jan. it is their own fault that the media has made a circus out of this.

I still don’t see how postponing the wedding is going to stop the media circus all together. No matter when they have the wedding its going to happen.

Unless you believe the link about the vood doo woman warning Jen not to get married this weekend.

<yawn> I think its more interesting to know whether Nicole Kidman is dating Lenny Kravitz!

At her third wedding, does the bride still wear a white dress?

“I want a big wedding! 300… no, 400 guests! But I don’t want anyone else to know about it.”

Nicole Kidman and Lenny Kravitz? Now yer talkin’! What’s going on between them?

They invited 300+ guests. How were all those people contacted to notify that the wedding was off?

Do they keep the gifts that have arrived or return them?

Another possibility occurs to me –

Maybe they canceled the wedding because no one was planning to come! Maybe all of Hollywood is as bored with these two as we are! So when Ben & Jen figured out that there would be no A-list celebs in attendance – what could they do butcancel?

Makes sense, no?

Aw twickster I think you are right! Brilliant thought.

Telepathy.

Well, if the gifts include boomerangs, they can do both.

I must say that much as I approve of J-Lo’s arse, I would not be dismayed if her and “Ben” were unexpectedly flattened by a falling piano.

I read somewhere they were talking about hiring three other DECOY BRIDES to fool reporters.

:rolleyes:

What the hell? They keep saying they’re getting married, then they back off. Then they do it again. And again.

Stick a fork in them, already!