Having just been reminded of a recent incident in the parking lot at school I feel compelled to voice my concern for those attempting to put pamphlets on my truck.
I recently bought a 2003 Checy Avalanche - yes, yes some hate it some love it - and I was walking out to my lovely truck when I saw someone’s ass up on one of my tires trying to stick a pamphlet under my windsheild wiper.
:eek:
:mad:
Putting my breifcase down, lightly at the foot of the bed of my truck, I walked up to the young chap and implored him in a not-so-nice way:
" Excuse me! Get the hell of my truck…@%&^#"
I had just finished a day of grueling finals grading, deciding whether or not a student should graduate or take summer school, and lamenting on the fact that I am not getting a raise because I am not teaching summer session.
“WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THIJNK YOU’RE DOING??@@#%^#$”
The guy got down and said he was a “messenger” with the word of God, to try and save as many people as he could…
He was standing in the parking lot’s of one of the most liberal, schools in New England. He was obviously lost. So instead of giving him a good down home talking too about the ways of the world, and so on and so forth, I opted for the blunt -> "Will Jesus save you from being handcuffed after I call the cops for trespassing??!!
Apparently the lad understood, little did he know how close he was to getting bamboozled by the remnants of the Rugby team just reaching us on their daily run around the grounds.
“Hey Mr.P” I heard. “You ready for summer??”
I looked at said young lad, he looked at them…It ended quietly.
Jesus didn’t say “Thou shalt not touch someone else’s car”, but he damn well should’ve. “You don’t fuck with a man’s automobile, it’s against the rules.”
GMRyujin!! Man he didn’t just touch my truck!! This is a case of Chevy Molestation!!!
HE STOOD ON MY DAMN TIRE!! AND PUT A FUNDY LEAFLET ON MY TRUCK!!!
GOD DAMN IF I WERE IN TEXAS HE’D BE DEAD!!! Nurse - The rugby team is here on summer session, so I may be swayed to rent one or two of them, where is your location?
Car-borne leaflets really piss me off. Last week I had two of the cursed things, one under the wiper and another tucked in the door. The one in the door slid down in between the door and the glass and is now slowly rotting out the bottom of the car door like a festering sponge.
I shouldn’t have posted; now I’m in a bad mood. Grrr!
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