In the ninth month of the debated second or first year of the new century, the men of striped head shall cause a great rumbling amongst black birds of defense.
And the great war shall start soon after.
But seriously…what is UP with the NFL? I thought 99 was a crazy season, but literally people: up is down, black is white, I’m listening to Celine Dion…what’s going on here?
Bengals are a defensive powerhouse against the SUPERBOWL champions?
Fear not my child…verily sayith thy Lord…for it was Monday Night Football in Green Bay…And God’s presense was flowing through the hollowed grounds of Lambeau…and the Lord spoketh…and the Green and Gold listened…and opened up a can of major whup ass on the 'Skins.
It is raining frogs here this morning. And the morning talk shows are declaring the Bengals the next super bowl champions. It is truly a frightening time to be alive.
I know we are all in shock over the Bengal’s victory over last year’s Super-Bowl champions, but we must move on and deal with the practical problems that have arisen along with this outcome. Now, do any of you have any idea on how to deal with flying pigs?
Yeah, making it to the NFC championship game twice in three years is good enough for anyone.
I’d trash-talk the Bears, but it’s too easy for someone to just ask how many Super Bowls the Vikings have won.
So, hell. I need SOME team to cheer for that might actually have a chance. The Packers are automatically excluded and I hope Favre gets hooked on some more painkillers, or maybe Rogaine. The Bears played well against Baltimore, though, and spanked the Vikings.
So, jbj, any room on that Chicago bandwagon for a fair-weather fan looking any excuse to smile on a Sunday?
Wow, two whole wins. The Bengals are 2-0 on their way to 6-10 or 7-9. They’ll be serious contenders next year, maybe the year after.
By the way, anyone who loves NFL football should get “Front Office Football 2001.” I love it. Great fun to build your own team, work with a salary cap, even demand a new stadium. It’s a gas. Search for it online.
The frogs are a drag; my wiper blades were all gunked with frog guts by the time I got to work this morning. I think a bullfrog wonked Rue DeDay on the head, so there was no whimsical stuff to read with my morning coffee.
As for the flying pigs, Blackclaw, just go get a Shell No-Pig-Strip[sup]TM[/sup]. But make sure to change it regularly, you don’t want a bunch of those things hanging like the Swine of Damacles over your head.
Yes, Ladyfoxfyre, that isn’t gonna win too many contests, BUT, the week isn’t over. Mr Favre might win you some points tonight, assuming you picked The Pack. Plus remember there was a bye week for 3 teams, which means you had one less game to pick, and I’m sure you woulda got that one right.
Actually eveyone knows the only NFL team Officially Sanctioned by God in the Denver Broncos . . . and they are doing just fine thank you.
Seriously though, I think there is real parity in the NFL this year. No one sucks too bad, and no one is really running away with the Lombardi at this point. I’d say the best teams in the league at this early stage of the season are : Denver, Philly, the Giants and maybe Green Bay.
I don’t think the Titans have too much to worry about, they will bounce back. The self-destruction of the Vikings both on and off the field has been quite humorous. Hey purple people . . . be afraid, be very afraid.
