Bernie Botts' Every Flavored Beans!

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Is there a way to search this forum? I can’t find it…

Anyway,

I just tried a handful of Botts’ Beans today. Oh man, that is some wierd stuff.

The “Black Pepper” flavor is actually quite tasty.

The only inedibly vile flavor (according to my taste) was “Vomit”. I had to spit it out immediately.

The rest were bad, but not inedible. Even interesting at times.

“Grass” is a dissappointment–just tastes like watered down apple juice to me.

I have yet to try “Booger,” and I’m not sure I’ll try it after the “Vomit” experience. Am curious to know how they decided what dried nose mucous tastes like.

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I don’t know that I would like to try those. I don’t want to bite into one that is the flavor of ear wax or crap. Cardboard, rat and armpit sweat are other flavors tha tI would like to avoid. :slight_smile:

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I don’t know about Booger but they came up with the Vomit flavor by accident. They were going for Pepperoni Pizza.

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The sardine ones are the WORST.

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My husband, bless his heart, will never again accept a handful of jelly beans from me. :smiley: I tricked him with a package of Bertie Bott’s Every Flavour Beans. He ate several before realizing that something was really wrong. He started coughing and hacking, and I finally took mercy and revealed the truth.

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I don’t think these beans are meant for enjoying in the normal sense. I think they are meant for dares and pranks.

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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I’ll gladly take the bogey ones off your hands!

[Homer]Mmmmm…bogey-flavoured Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans…[/Homer]