While on assignment for the Air Force in Italy we were put up in a local hotel. We had four men to a room. My three roomies had never seen a bidet before and wonderd what it was for. After explaing it to them, they decided the best use for it was to cool beer. They were right, it keept beer cans cold. The best part was the scream from the Maid when she saw all the beer cans in it!
A friend of mine visited France and, having never seen a bidet and thinking it was a foot bath, used it as such. (Later she denied this.)
Um, am I just being stupid, or does CyberSybar not answer the article’s question at all?
I mean, he describes the bidet quite well. But he doesn’t say how to use it, what to aim it at, how long you use it, how you dry off, when you use it, etc.
Any help?
Did you follow the helpful link he provided? There you’ll find more than enough info. (As for drying off, you do this by patting the appropriate area with toilet paper or a towel [presumably burning the towel immediately afterwards].)
As for “when”… I hope that’s obvious.
DaveoRad said:
Really, so do you burn your towel after every shower? Wouldn’t that be the same thing? Wash off the areas with some water, maybe even use soap if you’re inclined, then dry off like a normal person. Isn’t that the point of the wash, so you don’t have to burn the towel?
Connor said:
Um, what article did you read?
Cyberspar in article:
That says where to aim it. Whatever parts are dirty and need a bath.
How long? How dirty are you? Use till clean, right?
How to dry off? You don’t know how to dry off? Toilet paper if you want to dispose of it, or a towel if prefer. Duh. Air blowers also work, if they are installed.
When?
So after you take a dump, or if you’re menstruating, or after you take a leak if you’re a woman. Also recommended as the alternative to TP for medical conditions where TP would be uncomfortable.
I think it’s pretty thorough. I guess you’re just being stupid. 
You haven’t seen my towels.