Best Batman lines

“Some days, you just can’t get rid of a bomb!”

I agree the comic quotes are generally cooler, though.

I think this is the winner. (That is, if tihs was a contest, and I was the Head Judge. I should be Head Judge. As Head Judge, I decree this to be the Best. Batman. Quote. EVA!)

Hungry? Thirsty? What a day, what a day! A hungry thristy thristy day!

“Robin, you never tried the chicken soup.”

“Holy appetites, Batman, how can you think of food at a time like this?”

“Does this cape make me look fat?”

“Not now, Commissioner. I’m on a date.”

“Hey, Selina. How YOU doin’?”

Never have I wanted to read Batman comics more than I now do.

“Criminals are a cowardly and superstitious lot.”

When did Batman say that?

“Yes. It is the duty of every citizen to report little green men walking out of flying saucers in Gotham Central Park. Gotham City Municipal Code 216.35a, subsection 5.”