Here’s yet another “Mean People”
Mean people make little mean people!
It’s not exactly a bumper sticker, but back in the Seventies, a guy I knew did an extremely realistic band-aid over the ding in his fender. Over it he wrote “Ouch!”
Years ago, when Oregon first starting offering personalized plates, I was surprised to see that this one had gotten past the censors:
FK NXN
I love the Emo Philips line -
" I have a bumper sticker that says ‘Honk If You’re Rich’, and if somebody honks - I slam on the brakes!"
actually saw this one on a car:
"i'd rather be riding my dildo"
i used to have this one on my car:
"the Illuminati do not exist. Really.
this message brought to you by the Illuminati"I liked “My other car doesn’t have any bumper stickers”
Two that I almost got, and am now kicking myself for not doing so:
“Get a taste of an alternative religion! Lick a witch!”
And:
“I belive in good men, dragons, and other fantasy creatures.”
This one I saw in the South, amazingly enough:
“Jesus paid for our sins, so let’s get our money’s worth!”
[sub]As a side note, most of my .sig stuff comes from bumperstickers, or things that could be on one.[/sub]
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WICKED COOL
bumpah stickah
I saw it just last night.
In patriotic red, white, and blue:
I GOT A GUN FOR MY WIFE
—good trade!
And one of my favorites:
Picard & Ryker in '92!
think.
When I try to think of bumper stickers, all I can think of are .sigs & taglines! 
I would like to be a glow worm, a glow worm’s never glum.
It’s hard to be down hearted when the sun shines out your bum.
I haven’t been the same since that house fell on my sister.
GuYz ArE LiKE SliNkiEs…ItS FuN To WaTcH ThEm FaLL DoWn StAiRS. (warped, but amusing)
Reportedly a bumper sticker on an SCA lady’s car:
Psychoamazon Warbitch from Hell – with an attitude
And my all-time fave actual bumper sticker:
Sorry I missed church, I was too busy studying witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.
(Hey! I resemble that remark! ;))
daere
How about a t-shirt our former neighbor had?
"I have P.M.S. and a hand gun - any questions?!
Ooh, I hope some of my friends don’t see this! Gotta admit it gave me a good snicker at the time!
“And a classic that a girl from my church has- a Darwin creature being eaten by a fish! I hate those Darwin Critters!”
did it say “survival of the fittest”? those make me wonder what the iq of said christan is. I mean…nevermind
my favorite christan bumpersticker? "The Afterlife, Smoking of Non?
on my car now “Proud to be an Orgasm Donor”
on the front(these are plate frames) Stupid people suck, This means YOU!
an old one that got broken, “my other ride is your mama”
what can I say the last one did wonders for tailgaters.
One of my brother’s friends told me this and it cracked me up… he claims he made it up and I’ve never seen it before so I think I might believe him:
Just because I’m from Vermont doesn’t mean you can ride my ass!
I used to see a Land Rover every morning with this vanity plate: IGONEWAR
Took me a while to figure out that’s four words.
My sister the radical lesbian has: My goddess gave birth to your god.
Not a bumper sticker, but a sign I saw yesterday: What are we waiting for? Just sums it all up for me.
If you can read this
Thank a teacher
“I ain’t yo bitch so get off my ass”
There are some real good bumper stickers at http://www.mikeyshouse.com
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jesus loves you(everyone else thinks you’re an asshole)
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beauty is in the eye of the beerholder
The keys are on the front seat next to my Pit Bull
Iseethreewords. Idontgetit. Wouldyouexplainit?