On a bumper sticker that looked like duct tape:
“if you can’t duct it, f#ck it.”
i think it’s “i go n-e-war”, or “i go anywhere”, which is actually still only 3 words, so maybe i don’t get it either…
For some reason my brain processed it as being four words. 
My other car is a bike.
Some old favorites and some new ones
Buster Hyman (gynecologist)
Bjiorn Talouse
Darren Back
Helen Highwater
Malcolm Fralderworth
Sharon Sharalike
Angie O’Plasty
Dee Compose
Ann O’Rexic
Randy Marathon
Jaques Strap
Manny Pause
Bella DeBall
Bertha DeBlues
Clem Chowder
Lance A. Boyle (dermatologist)
May O’Nays
Evelyn Tentions
Hank E. Pancke
Lana Dufree
Homer DeBrave
Collin Allcars
Carrie A. Grudge
Jerry Atrick
Perry O’Dontal
Hugh G. Rection
Justin Case
Liz Terene
Freda Slaves
Natalie Drest
Jim Jivitis
Mandy Torpedoes
Gus Toe
Ann T. Histamine
Ollie Kaneet
Al Bino
O. Dom Itter
Sal Manilla
Sue De Bums
Imogene Splicer
Hank Erchief
Otto Body
Phyllis Steen
Phil DeTank
Anyone? Anyone?
oops - meant to start a new thead… I’ll move it.
That’s k, don’t worry about it.
I saw one on a pickup’s rear bumper: “If you can read this, you’re in the right position!” At first, of course, I took this in a sexual way, but then I noticed the NASCAR logo on it. I wonder if the driver ever thought about it the other way- it was funnier like that.
On the back of my truck:
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The Jesus fish, but inside it says, “Lutefisk”
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“Don’t hassle me, I’m local” I slapped it on to cover up the one that said, “You can have my gun when you pry it from my paranoid, mentally disturbed, physically- abusive cold dead hand.”
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One that I had made up to comment on some regional issues here in the mountain west, “I wish wolves ate Californians.”
“My kid did nothing of any perticular importance”
“Who says women aren’t natural leaders? You’re following one now!”
And, Cyn, better be careful with “And your point is?” Because the answer is “Just beyond your grasp!” (Credit “Dilbert” for that one.)
I go no where. Ought to be three words.
It’s “I go any where” (n e), not “I go no where”
That’s the best! love it.
On the way top work this morning:
I Survived the Y2K Election and All I Got Was This Lousy President!
Also seen:
**Buckle Up. It Makes It Harder For the Aliens to Suck You Out of Your Car.
It’s a Control-Freak Thing I Won’t Let You Understand.
Darwin Loves You.
Question Authority.
Don’t Ask Why! Just Do It!
Politicians and Diapers Needs to be Changed/
Often for the Same Reason.**
And several **My Other Car is:
a Bicycle
a Broom
an F-14
a Pair of Hiking Boots
In Orbit** (picture of the Space Shuttle)
a Piece of Shit Also
in the BMW Repair Shop (on a junky car)