Yes, it’s only April but this one’s going to be tough to beat. And don’t stop reading because it just keeps getting better.
Sadly, the Empire Herald is a satire site, so it would seem that exploding bottoms are not really a thing in this caes.
So you’re saying “Man’s Penis Gets Ripped Off After Attempting To Rape A Pit Bull” and “Woman Buried Alive And Gives Birth To Twins Inside Casket” didn’t happen either? Damn, it’s getting so you can’t trust everything you read on the internet.
Is that site even written by literate English-speaking adults? I see more than the usual profusion of grammar and diction errors there, starting right in the first sentence.