Damn!
I thought I was the only one who used “It’s gone, McReady!”
Nobody uses Repo Man?
Damn!
I thought I was the only one who used “It’s gone, McReady!”
Nobody uses Repo Man?
Surely Army of Darkness is the cult movie of all time (though I like Princess Bride better)
“First you wanna kiss me, now you wanna kill me? Blow.”
Okay sorry, never mind, that was my evil twin talking. Rocky Horror is the cult movie of all time. I just can’t think of a good line - they all seem to need visuals.
Why does Tim curry look so good in a bustiere and fishnets?
Well, it’s not common, but every once in a while I’ve been known to mutter,
“Look at 'em. Ordinary fucking people. I hate 'em.”
“What a strange person.”
“Message for you sir!”
“Don’t put that finger in your ear. You don’t know where that finger’s been!”
“Of course I’m serious. And don’t call me Shirley.”
“What we have heah…is a failure…to communicate.”
Unfortunately, I use that one at work all the time.
Yeah, I’m sure that will go over great in bed.
And a couple more from Buckaroo:
“Remember, where every you go – there you are.”
(or did that come from somewhere else originally?)
and
“I’ve been ionized, but I’m okay now.”
“This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!”
And one I REALLY use all the time…
“Can I have some of your tasty beverage to wash it down?”
Buckaroo Banzai, again:
“It’s not my damn planet, monekyboy!”
“Chut Up!”
Donnie Darko
Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue"
Airplane
My favorite Bruce Campbell Evil Dead 2 line is
“Who’s laughing now?!!” (directed toward his own impaled hand)
Bit of trivia – the tentative title of the film was Evil Dead 2: Who’s Laughing Now
“An accurate number would be difficult to gauge.”
Dont give up the fight for truly independent cinema
-Terror Firmer
I use this daily to silence critics of my love for Troma…
I have a real theme going today…
one-trick pony much?
huh? have there really been 33 posts without THIS line coming up?
“This is my boom-stick”
“wolverines!”
“because we live here”
“I wouldn’t exactly say I’ve been missing it.”
“I believe you’d get your ass kicked for saying that”
I dig the way you do business
When I am in a crowd or just annoyed with people I will say scornfully:
“People, all going somewhere, with their own thoughts and their own personalities…PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!”
Glen or Glenda
Scarface:
Say hello to my leetle friend!
Okay, let’s get organized here.
Fly, pelican, fly!
You wanna stick your fingers in a dyke??
Manolo! Choot that piece of chit!
Glengarry Glen Ross:
You know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes brass balls. [requires visual aid]
What’s my name?? “Fuck you”, that’s my name!
Coffee is for closers only!
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls:
This is my happening, and it freaks me out!
Aber naturlich!
Repo Man:
Let’s do some crimes!
Most people spend their lives trying to stay out of tense situations. A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations. [imperfectly remembered, I think]
Batman:
Some days you just can’t get rid of a bomb.
The Big Lebowski:
They finally did it. They killed my car.
[spit take] Uh, let me explain something about The Dude …
You can imagine what happens next.
He fixes their cable?
Don’t be fatuous, Mr Lebowski.
I’m a brother shamus!
You mean, like, an Irish monk?
From a movie that doesn’t need to be named:
“You mean coitus?”
From another movie that doesn’t need to be named:
“We’ll never get out alive.”
“Nonsense! You’re only saying that because no one ever has.”
From Kicking And Screaming:
“Wanna know how to make God laugh? Make a plan.”
From Roger Dodger (this one may be a little off):
“As we speak, millions of people need to be reminded just how dull and pathetic their lives really are.”
Also from Roger Dodger:
“Come on! For symmetry!”
From Dead Alive:
“Your mother ate my dog!”