Oh, how could I forget this one:
“PAPS! BLUE! RIBBON!”
I do! All the time:
“Whoa! This is intense!”
(Otto [Emilio Estevez])
“Science ain’t an exact science” - The 12 Monkeys
Good pick (its PABST though). Blue Velvet also has
“God, I love Heineken” and "HEINEKEN?? FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST!! " etc.
The Jerk
“I was born a poor, black child.”
“You mean, I’m gonna stay this color?!?”
“I don’t care about losing all the money! It’s losing all the stuuuuuff.”
Spaceballs
“What? You went over my helmet?”
“I knew it, I’m surrounded by assholes.”
“No, not that. Yes, that!”
“We’ve gone plaid!”
“There is only one man who would dare give me the raspberries…Looooonnnneee Star.”
"What is it you do here, yogurt? Moichandising!
Clerks
“I’m not even supposed to be here today!”
Tron
“End of line”
“Greetings programs!” (yes I say this regularly, and yes I get weird looks)
Fight Club
“I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.”
Spaceballs
“Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb” (must be done in Rick Moranis’s version of Darth Vader’s voice)
And on preview, Ruby reminded me of another great Yoghurt line:
“Spaceballs the Flamethrower! The kids love this one.”
And I’m really not sure where I picked it up, but I say “Great Googly Moogly!” a lot. Knowing my brain, it’s probably from a movie or TV show somewhere.
And ‘Good, Bad, I’m the guy with the gun.’
(Which, oddly enough, I do get reason to use fairly frequently. I really just count it as ‘Really nifty’, though.)
From Princess Bride:
‘You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.’
(I use this one (usually muttered into my chest at work) far, far too frequently.)
There was a commercial for a chocolate bar (Snickers, I think), with a football endzone painter. I can’t remember why, but at the end he says that.
That’s where I got the line, anyway.
Yep, it was a Snickers ad. The guy says it when he realizes that he’s painted CHEFS in the Kansas City Chiefs endzone.
If there’s such a thing as a cult commercial, that’s it. I bet you could find at least as many people to recognize that line and laugh as you could for any of these others.
I’m not sure of the album or the song, but I first heard the phrase from Frank Zappa. I don’t know if he originated it though.
“People!? I ain’t people!”
from Singin in the Rain
Go to lunch. Would you go to lunch. Go to lunch.
F***ing Shiva and Vishnu could come down here and say “sign the deal”.
Paris is Burning
Are you going back to being a man?
War Games
Mr. Potatohead. Mr. Potatohead!
I’m actually terrible at remembering lines off the top of my head at 2 in the morning, but weren’t there some good ones in Blade Runner?
(and are we just skipping Spinal Tap b/c there’s too many or b/c it’s too obvious?)
BTW, Just bought a VHS of Repo Man a couple months ago.
This one goes to eleven 
Ah, yes, that’s the one. ::Giggles:: That’s the one. Gods I love that commercial.
Why yes, grasshopper.
You can’t really dust for vomit
Donnie Darko: “Go suck a fuck!” “Oh do tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?”
So, anyway, from Spinal Tap:
“You would, though, if it were plugged in.”
From a Marx Brothers film (don’t remember which one):
“I’ve had a pleasant evening. But this wasn’t it.”
From Blues Brothers:
“Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ!”
And from The Singing Detective (may not be an exact quote):
“I am in awe of your powers of deduction, which surpass even those of the great Holmes himself.”
“Where? Like the back of a Volkswagon?” From 'Rats, of course.
“Just some dude” -Anyone who knows where that’s from is my new favorite poster :D.
My faves:
“Enough talk. <thunk!>” Conan 2
“Two days ago I saw a vehicle that’d haul that tankah…you wanna get outta here? You talk to me.” - Road Warrior
“I have to storm a castle gate guarded by 60 men and a little head jiggle makes you happy? Hmmm??” - Princess Bride
“Again, it is the legend” - Dune
“Not the cheese, fido! The keys!” - Mask
“So I swung a rope down and came in through the open window. But the lady that I had come for was not there. <so what did you do?> Well, I introduced myself to the lady who WAS there. She was most…accomodating…” - Highlander
“10 years ago they were just another snake cult…” - Conan
“I have not yet begun to defile myself…” - Tombstone
“He must have an enourmous schweinstucker…” - Young Frankenstein
“What would you like to do? ‘’’'I dunno…play chess…screw…”"" Let’s play chess…" - Blazing Saddles
“The name’s Pliskin” - Escape from New York
“MAMA!” - The Big Blue
“You mind if I negotiate?” - 5th Element
“Dyin’ aint much of a livin’…” - Josey Wales
"Since yours says “Replica” and mine says “Desert Eagle .50 caliber…what do you suppose what kind of bull you are?” - Snatch
“I LIKE IT!” - Robocop
Just a few…
Daylon