Duke of Rat you ROCK :D.
“Walk without rhythm.”
Because my brother heard that and immediately said “Bitch, I can’t!” It loses so much in the typing, but it was damn funny.
I also like “Sit on it and twirl!” from The Crow, said with middle finger raised high.
Fletch:
“Dr., uh, Rosen-Rosen.”
“There is filth and muck all over there!”
“What, do you need a refresher course?! It’s all ball bearings these days!”
(and many more)
Caddyshack:
“Looks good on you though!”
“MMMMMissss. MMMMiss it!”
“Biiiiiillyy, Billllyy, Billy, Billy, Billy”
what about
“I’ll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.”
I’m just dreaming of the day Tara Reid walks up to me and tells me that.
Snath
“Hes the getaway driver? What the fuck can he get away from?”
“You can fit a jumbo fuckin jet in there.”
my bad, its supposed to be Snatch
“Check out the big brains on Brett!”
“Care for some gopher?”
Could you mean “Just some guy” from Brain Candy?
“It’s made of monkey cum you know! They put these monkeys in a room and show them lots of sick animal pornography like two dogs and a cat or a bat and a pig. Then they make them jerk off till they cum and they use it to make the drug!!”
“This urine is great!”
I like to say
“John Wayne was a fag. I installed two-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood, and he come to the door in a dress.”
But no one ever thinks it’s funny.
Also:
“Yes, have some.”
“Darkness warshed over the Dude. Blacker than a steer cow’s tuckus on a moonless prairie night. There was nooooo bottom.”
“I’m just going to find a bank machine …”
Running Man:
Some guy: We have to jam the network!
Arnold: Jam it up your ass!
[needs the accent for maximum effect]
Speaking of Arnold, there’s a line in Total Recall where he says “Let the people have air!”, but in his accent the word “air” just comes out as a mess of vowels, so it’s:
Let the people have aeiou!
From Clerks
“I’m the firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class especially since I rule”
“Come leaves streaks if you don’t clean it properly”
From The Last Seduction
“You’re my designated fuck.”
From Office Space
“I used to watch the squirrels - they were in love”
Wow, there are several that I use in everyday life:
“I was cured all right.” (A Clockwork Orange) After a glass of beer or moloko plus
“Could be worse. Could be raining.” (Young Frankenstein) Anytime someone else is complaining
“Who’d believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow!” (Re-Animator) To an annoying person
“It’s been swell, but the swelling’s gone down.” (Tank Girl) On leaving a place
“A true warrior would have asked about the little red button.”
Paraphrased from 5th Element, and used whenever an obvious solution (or problem) has been missed.
“My love for you is like a truck.
Berzeeerker!
Would you like to make some fuck?
Berzeeerker!”
“Oh yeah, she blacker than a motherfucker too.”
“First: I grab a dog! Then I choke 'im! Then: BANG BANG BANG up his ass!! All day long my foot up a dog’s ass! That’s my puh-leasha!”
“You better put some water on that damn shit!”
“He think he the Mack.”
“Macaroni!”
“Put the bunny back in the box” from ** Con Air **
I actually used this in conversation at work today.
Bull Durham (yeah, I know, not really cult)
“This is hopeless. Utterly fucking hopeless.”
MST3K:The Movie
“Well I won’t do that again!”
“Maverick!”
“That’s what happens when you leave a potato in the microwave!”
Office Space
“PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?”
From Showgirls:
“It must be weird not having people come on you”
OK, we have had over a dozen Army of Darkness quotes and no one has mentioned my favorite:
“Gimme some sugar baby.”
Or from Blazing Saddles:
“It’s twooo! It’s twooo!”
No one has mentioned any great HAL quotes:
“I honestly think you ought to calm down; take a stress pill and think things over.”
“It can only be attributed to human error.”
“I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
“I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I can think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.”
“I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.”
and of course:
“Bathe her and bring her to me.”
Dunno if they’re cult classics, but here’s a few I use pretty often:
“Nothing? Nothing?! Tra-la-la?!” -Labirynth
“Go Wolvie-berserk and take 'em out X-Men style!” -Mallrats (must be done with accompanying hand motions)
“Bunch of savages in this town.” -Clerks
“Is that goin’ on right now?” -Desperado
“So, 1200 men go into the water, 316 come out, sharks took the rest, July the 25th, 1945.” -Jaws (used whenever anyone concludes a long, slightly-disturbing remeniscense) Also, the immortal “man goes into cage” speech.
“To make a long story short-”
“Too late!” -Clue
“Here’s where Cameron goes completely berserk.” &
“You’re so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up your ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.” &
“One, you can never go too far, and two, if I’m gonna get busted, it is not gonna be by a guy like that.” -Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
“She doesn’t talk, sir.” -The Breakfast Club
“I will have you shaved, sterilized, and destroyed.” -Twelve Monkeys
“Yeah, those acts of God really stick it in and break it off.” & "What do you think I want, you mean old bastard, I want a fucking (whatever; originally ‘room’) -From Dusk 'Til Dawn
“…Is that a bannana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me…?”
“…Make my Millennium…”
My mind is going, Dave…I can feel it going.
Not that 2001 can really be considered a cult movie, but it does have that sort of feel to it.