There is no spoon.
Also, the Beast from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast says “great googily moogilies” quite a bit.
“They’re miners not minors!”
“Is there air?! You don’t know!”
“Look around. Can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?”
“Maybe you’re the plucky comic relief”
“There’s a red thingy flying towards the green thingy. I think we’re the green thingy”
I can’t be the only one who loves this movie!
The Mr. and I actually use these in regular conversation. People think we’re nuts
Of course, the obligatory Cohen Brothers quotes.
How some of them make it into conversation – that’s what I wonder about!
Ha! I use that one too.
“yooooo th zzzzzzs”
“If I didn’t have puke breath, I’d kiss you.” and “No point in steering now, eh?” are two of my favorites.
“You’re so money!”
“…manslaughter, honey, not murder - don’t exaggerate”
Lula in Wild at Heart
The Big Lebowski
“Dude, sweet marmut.”
“Beverage, man! Watch out for the beverage!”
“‘Oo own da Chief’?”
“Ownzzzz! Ownzzzz!”
“Suzanne sucks pussy!”
I use Repo Man all the time…
“Lets order sushi and not pay”, and my all time favorite…“I don’t want no commies in my car. And no Christians, either”
And Zappa’s a gold mine of oneliners for everyday use, but thats another thread (the one I use every day…“Jesus Harry, what the FUCK is going on here.”)
Jon
From the classic Assault on Precinct 13
“I got this new plan… it’s called SAVE ASS. It’s where I jump outta one of these windows and run like a bastard.”
“What’s my last name?!?!?!?!!!”
-and-
Captain: “It’s all real.” Geek: “I knew it!”
-and-
“There’s no REASON for this to EXIST!”
-and-
[snooty English accent] “I see you managed to get your shirt off.” [/snooty English accent]
-and most especially-
“Did you ever WATCH the show?”
(from memory, so maybe just close)
I don’t use these in everyday conversation, but sometimes…
“All I’ve got is two 5’s” (holding up fists.)
“If you’d kept up with your 12-point maintenance program, we wouldn’t have to jump-start you like this.”
One of my favorite movies!
Abrams/Zucker quotes not mentioned so far
From Top Secret!:
“Next Sunday! That’s Simchas Torah!”
“It took us two hours to get the smile off of his face.”
From Kentucky Fried Movie:
“In case of emergency, comes equipped with Big John Slade.”
From Coen brother movies not mentioned so far
Raising Arizona
“Make it quick, I’m in a dutch with the wife.”
Oh Brother
“We’re in a tight spot!”
“R-U-N-O-F-F-T”
“Dapper Dan Man!”
Fargo
“He was kinda funny lookin’”
“There a phone down here ya think?”
Others:
Amadeus:
“Too many notes!”
Dracula (in a Bela Lugosi voice):
“I never drink…wine”
My Blue Heaven
“I don’t believe in tipping. I believe in overtipping.”
And, a movie destined to be a cult movie which you all should see. It just came out on DVD: Supertroopers. It is really really funny, dumb humor.
“License and registration, meow. Hurry it up meow.”
“I’d rather kiss a Wookie.”
As I read through this thread, several come to mind, only to be quoted by someone quicker than I.
Here’s a couple not mentioned, though:
“Yippee Ki-Ay, Motherfucker”
–Die Hard
“Bond, James Bond”
–from many movies… I’ve heard variations of this line from a great many folks.
What? Three pages and no-one has yet gone medeival on anyone’s ass?
One more Blues Brothers one:
“Chicken wire?”
“be good to her, and she’ll be good to you”
Simple Men, Hal Hartley
“Nihilists! Fuuuck ME! I mean, say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos!”