“Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women man!”
“You want a toe, dude I can get you a toe by three o’clock.”
“Fucking amateurs”
Big Lebowski
“If you’re lucky you can cut through your ankle in five minutes”
Mad Max
“Dick, you’re fired!”
Robocop
(should really be seen on screen though, doesn’t make such a good quote)
“To dine with the devil you need a long spoon!”
Jack Palance in (I believe) Cyborg 2, which featured a young Angelina Jolie. Fine, fine movie.
Then, of course, from the Army of Darkness, Ash’s classic line when he calls a demon out.
“Yo, She bitch! Lets go!”
Blues Brothers “We got both kinds (of music), country and western”
Raising Arizona “Do you have any of those baloons that make funny shapes?” “Not unless you consider ‘round’ funny”
More Strange Brew “Somebody horked our clothes!” “It’s a jelly…”
I’m a lawyer, you idiot!
From Rustler’s Rhapsody:
Rex O’Herlihan: You’re not a good guy at all!
Bob Barber: I’m a lawyer, you idiot!
I must know what this is from!?!
That’s from The Big Lebowski
Yes. You must.
And now for what I think is the best one-liner:
“Where’s the money, Lucas?”
“Joe, the money is gone.”
“I know it’s GONE, where’s it gone to?”
“Atlantic City.”
“Atlantic City?”
“Yeah.”
“What’s it DOING in Atlantic City?”
“Recirculating!”
Pee Wee’s Big Adventure:
“Do you have something you’d like to share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?”
UHF:
What’s in the box?
“Nothing! You are so stupid! Stupid!!”
Spaceballs:
“I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. But let’s see how well you handle it.”
“It’s good to be the king!” – History of the World, Part I
“I’m mad as hell, and I’m not going to take it anymore!” – Network
“We have just run out of wine. What are we going to do about it?” – Withnail & I
“I fear we are drifting into arena of the unwell.” – W&I
“Cool yer boots, mate.” – W&I
“Well, lick 10% of the asses, then!” [phone clicks] “What?!? How dare you!! FUCK YOU!!!” – W&I
“It is the saddest day in a young man’s life, when he realizes, ‘I will never… play… The Dane.’” – W&I
“It’s only a flesh wound.” – Monty Python & the Holy Grail
“This new learning amazes me…” – MP&tHG
“Abby… Normal” – Young Frankenstein
“The horror… the horror.” – Apocalypse Now
“I have a bad feeling about this.” – Star Wars movies
“I’m shocked, shocked…” – Casablanca
“Submitted for your approval…” – The Twilight Zone [TV show]
Probably the all-time best one-liner snipped from a movie:
“You’re licking my arm.” – Sheriff Bart, in Blazing Saddles. (Uttered in the dark to Lili Von Shtupp.) Considered too risque.
“SHAZBAT!” – from the TV show Mork and Mindy
Does anybody know where this one came from?
[in a German accent] “Vee haff VAYS to make you talk…”
It was in “Don’t eat the yellow snow” i forget whick album that’s on.
If I recall correctly it was, “Why are you suckin on my leg?” In any case it comes right after my, “It’s twooo, it’s twooo.” quote.
I’m thinking Top Secret.
“this town is like a great big pussy, just waiting to get fucked”
“Can you please stop saying ‘fuck’ all the time?”
“Ju know what ju problem is pussycat?”
-Scarface
“I was going to the worst place in the world and I didn’t even know it”
“Fucking Tiger, Man!”
“Never get off the boat”
-Apocalypse Now
“Do you Understand everything I’ve just said to you? Because if you don’t, I’ll kill ya!”
-Lock, Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels
“This conversation can serve no further purpose. Goodbye”
-2001 a Space Odyssey
from “The Tick”
“Destroy the earth ? but that’s where I keep my stuff !”
“It is not magic. It is a price that has been paid.”
The commercial for this movie was just on, and it reminded me. It’s probably too popular to be a “cult movie”, but the line is classic…
“Juuuuust a bit outside…”
knock knock reminded me of another gem from UHF:
SUPPLIES!
(yelled by the heavily-accented japanese guy as he jumps out from the supplies closet)
Oh, the fun I had yelling that to people (hey, it always made me laugh, regardless of their oblivion-ness)!
I just hate it when my Schwartz get twisted~