Another one of my favorites from a biker bar in Northern Illinois: The Pee Wee Herman
Jack & Squirt.
A drink of my own invention:
Death Ray
1 part Bombay Sapphire
1 part Orange Juice
1 part Mountain Dew
It looks like its name: glowing, coruscating yellow. And it tastes like crap, which makes it even more deserving of its name. And furthermore, you can drink it down quick and it hits you hard, winning the trifecta of name appropriateness!
I’d pay extra for that.
You could serve it in a 1920s-style retro glass!
Car Bomb
1/2 shot Jameson
1/2 shot Bailey’s
pint of Guinness Stout
Mix the Jameson and Bailey’s together, dump into the pint, drink.
** Swamp water**
2 oz of chartreuse
6 oz of lemonade
Serve in a mason jar, preferably
It was a sight to behold, let me tell ya.
Fuck me hard in the ass…big boy
Bottle Irish Whiskey
Bottle 12 yo Scotch
Bottle Polish Vodka
Bottle London Dry Gin.
Pour into plastic bucket
Add Ice
Add mixers to taste
After that lot you can do whatever the fuck you want cuz I won’t know a danged thing about it 
Forgot to add, it was consumed from a communal ladle. Not ladled into glasses…just the ladle.
Please tell me it wasn’t Fatman’s or Jessie Oaks. I probably know you :smack:
No, it was neither. I forget the name of it but it was on Rt. 31 halfway between Crystal Lake and the Wisconsin border.
To clarify, that’s the Irish Car Bomb, and you don’t just drink. You drop the shotglass into the pint, then pound down that Guinness as fast as you can. You’ll be fine for a minute or two afterward (assuming you keep it all down), then BOOM it hits you.
I’m quite convinced that most of the fun of coming up with a new mixed drink is the honor of naming it. Taste be damned.
Stimulating Penetration
Mix, chill, and strain into shot glass:
1/2 oz Tuaca
1/2 oz Vodka
Make ready a wedge of lemon coated with table sugar.
Shoot the drink and suck the lemon.
I detest the taste of both of these, but I do love the names (and they’re pre Brokeback, because I used to drink them when I was under age and trying to get the most drunk for the least cash).
Cocksucking Cowboy- equal parts Butterscotch Schnapps and Bailey’s
Clit-licking Cowgirl- equal parts Peach Schnapps and Bailey’s
Any drink based on a lyric to Gus Kahn’s “Ukulele Lady” is okay by me…
Pan Galactic Gargleblaster.
( I can’t believe it took this long)
It’s funny 'cause it’s true…
Jinnan tonnix.
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My mother always said “Purple Jesus” was gin and grape juice (::shudder:
mixed in the bathtub on trips to Daytona Beach when she was a single young woman. At my uncles memorial service, a lady approached me, asked me if I was Momma’s daughter (Mom was already deceased, but the resemblance between us is said to be uncanny by people who knew her long before I was born). She then said “we’ve got to get together - your mother and I used to go with a group of girlfriends to Daytona Beach and have I got some stories for you!” Unfortunately I was never able to hook up with her - I would have loved to hear her rat out Mom.
I like the old reliable “Sloe Comfortable Screw Against the Wall,” although that “Throw Me Down and Fuck Me” sounds good, too, but it might have a little too much Grenadine for my taste.