Buy teriyaki
Or heat up some beef ramen?
Mealtime dilemna.
::chuckles::
Reminds me of a mathematical limerick that I saw, an equation in symbolic form that could be read as:
Integral t-squared dt
From one to the cube root of three
Times the cosine
Of three PI upon nine
Equals log of the cube root of e
…which can easily be shown to be true.
Nature’s Call has shown
Splendid versification:
Poetry brings peace.
Cool! In that vein…
G
~~G
G
A being supreme must consist
of necessary things that persist.
If He’s possibly there,
we are forced to declare
that He actually has to exist.
Casey and Andy
Discuss haiku tradition
Outcome no surprise
Three more minutes left
Say, Can I finish in time?
Guess so, good bye y’all!
Brilliant.
This should be the last
Post in this thread for I am,
McNew, thread killer.
Alternatively,
If you prefer a five-line ditty,
I’ll try to make syllables fitty
In this cleverest of threads,
McNew here, now it’s dead-
I know that my poetry’s sh*tty!
McNew, this zombie
Defeats all us thread killers
Post sixty-seven
Pipe-smoking tiger
Inhales sweet vanilla smoke.
Purr…puff…purr…puff…purr.
Here’s one about my husband right now.
Couch potato guy
He’s even eating baked Lay’s
You are what you eat.
:dubious
Well done!
Here’s one that’s not 5-7-5:
Morning fog,
a stone toad
weeps in the ivy.
Orel Hershiser
I must kill him, I know it
maybe with an ax
Can you guess what World Series was being played when I wrote this?
Nature’s Call, I see
You had the first “dead thread” post
And yet, it lived on.