From the rocks at the Cove of St Giles
came a scream that resounded for miles.
Said the Pope, "Goodness gracious!
Has Father Ignatius
forgotten the Bishop has piles?"
A gal from El Paso named Alice
tried using a Glock for a phallus.
But when things got hot,
there was a loud shot,
and her clitoris landed in Dallas.
“I’ll tell you,” said Prom Chairman Rowse,
"why Peggy’s the Prom Queen I chose.
She’s delightfully free
as the wind on the sea.
And besides, like the wind, Peggy blows."