Wouldn’t this also reduce pleasure for his partner, unless he put a condom on afterwards?
I can understand a ban on intercourse, but erections? How do you not perform an involuntary bodily function?
Many stitches later, Mr. Radish admitted he was trying to test the suction. He forgot about the spiral blades, which made four long lacerations.
Which “raises” the question - is there anything that someone won’t stick their dick into? 
I don’t remember the details but when I was a kid, my parents were always fighting my youngest brother to wear underwear. He must have been like 4 or 5 and he never would wear any under his pants. Well one day he happened to…zip it up…in his jeans zipper. All I remember is him screaming from the bedroom as they tried to get him…released… He wore his underwear after that.
I suppose that one can at least avoid actively putting yourself into situations that’d be guaranteed to cause an erection – don’t watch porn, don’t play with yourself, don’t try to get it on with your girlfriend, etc.
Oh, and I forgot to mention that the guy had been having sex with a girl in the back seat of his car when it happened. He apparently then kicked the girl out of the car, before driving himself to the ER. Classy. 
Paragraph 1: I was thinking more of “morning wood” and other nocturnal erections. You can’t avoid sleeping for 2 weeks.
Paragraph 2: He must have been REALLY mad at her, or maybe she was too intoxicated to drive him? Even though I don’t have a penis (I guess I do have a bit of a foreskin, over my clitoris) I couldn’t imagine a guy being able to drive himself with an injury like that. :eek:
I’ve heard of girls experiencing this with their belly skin. OUCH!
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Very true; I’m not sure how exactly he was supposed to achieve it, but that was distinctly the instruction which the ER doctor gave to him.
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The sense I got was that he panicked and shoved her out the door of the car.
Also, I managed to drive myself to the ER with the pain of a kidney stone – which, female physicians have told me, is comparable in pain level to the pain of laboring in childbirth. In retrospect, I was an idiot in that situation (I should have called for an ambulance), and I suspect that he was none too bright, either (plus very panicky, of course).
About 8 months or so ago the zipper was stuck on my young son’s pants and I was helping him with the zipper and I accidentally zipped it up on his member. I felt so bad about it and he still gives me the stink eye when he’s putting his pants on in the morning.:eek:
I saw that.
Heard a story years ago, don’t know if true but it is believable. A boy was tired of bedwetting, so he used a rubber band before he went to bed. Got Gangrene.
You don’t have a prehensile penis? Poor lad [sub]or, I should say, “poor lasses”[/sub].
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I’ve heard of incontinent men using a clamp which is specially designed for that purpose, and some women use urethral plugs.
Yikes.