My all-time favorite: Inspirational Poster Kitten Falls To Death After 17 Years
And no love for Smoove? Girl, It Is Tiime For You To Get Smooved
How could one forget Smoove? However, I am still searching all over the Onion, to find only the finest Smoove column one can.
Here’s a late entry…
Liechtenstein, Andorra Forced To Fight By Larger Countries
Energetic Self-Starter Instantly Despised By Co-Workers
Cousin Oliver To Join White House For Last Year Of Clinton Presidency
Bathroom-Disinfectant Ad Reinforces Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder
Area Man Constantly Mentioning He Doesn’t Own A Television
What The Hell Did I Cram In My Anus Last Night?
Nation’s Teens Disappointed By Banned Books
Mid-Level Manager Forced To Find Out Who Isn’t Flushing The Toilet
Area Woman Offended For Fourth Time In One Day
Coalition Of Developmentally Disabled Adults Demands Trip To McDonald’s
This New Toilet Paper Is So Soft And Absorbent!
That Teen-Abstinence Rally Totally Rocked!
Archangels Already Sick Of Cardinal O’Connor Telling Them How They Do It In New York
Mormon Teen Loses Inhibitions After Third Benadryl
Parents Of 80-Pound Toddler Lapping Up Publicity
Bush Reluctantly Accepts Donation From Parents
Welcome To T.G.I. Fridays! May I Annoy The Living Shit Out Of You?
Carload Of Faggots Just Pulled Up To Drive-Thru, Cashier Reports
Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids
Someday, I Will Drive This Short Bus Myself
CNN Still Releasing News Piled Up During Elián González Saga
Neighborhood Children Gear Up For Hotly Anticipated ‘Opening Of The Gerbil’s Tomb’
Dr. Seuss: Stop Making Movies About My Books
Disney Lab Unveils Latest Line of Genetically-Engineered Child Stars
Special Boy With Freakishly Large Brain Wins Spelling Bee
Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As “Fun, Watchable”
Hot New Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People Point-Blank in Face
Sony Releases New Stupid Piece of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work
I’m sorry for the dog but that just has me laughing out loud! That could so be an onion article.
also, I call hoax on your location. It does not exist - I checked. So tell us what’s really your URL 
Just happened to re-read this one. Still cracks me up: Oh my God! The baby!