Best SDMB Lines

Just as a lark, I did a search. It was Ashtaroth in this thread. (second page, a little more than halfway down; just use the “find” feature to search for the word “oink”)

<b>Lux Fiat</b>, the brilliant and funny guy to whom I owe an email, once advised a poster to “try interacting with women in a context that doesn’t involve ‘low monthly fees’ and ‘streaming video’ for a change.”

One that blew me away because it was ballsy and rude and unexpected was a quip by astro (I think). Someone had a thread about asian prostitutes, a serious thread, and astro just had a one line: “Me fuckee long time Joe!” followed by a What?!?

I dunno, it was just so wrong, yet just so right. I laugh hardest at the things that sort of offend me.

If I had the time I know I’d come up with some beauts from magdalene’s past, but alas I’m swamped.