I came across a hot stock tip from Faulkner T. Rasmus this morning and literally laughed out loud. I love that name. Faulkner T. Rasmus? Yeah. It doesn’t get much better. So, bored, I typed about it here and have been getting some good feedback. Some gems:
Maximillian I. Small
Damn. I wanted to put more:
Septimus T. Stevenson
Crabtree S. Stella
There are so many. It’s lovely. Feel free to drop by & contribute some or just add them here. MPSIMS indeed.
Pillow R Buttonhole
I liked that one so much that’s what I used when filling out my most recent Safeway card.
Nothing too off the wall this afternoon (I just wiped them out before lunch).
Pretty bland list, but I’ll keep an eye peeled for good ones.
Going through my Bayesian filter’s history reveals a pretty good assortment:
Neutralizes J. Galvanic
Peter Bell Rogers W. Douglas Cider
Vivian Hart Sick
Ocelot A. Potables
Johnathan Jones Love-Hampers
Coated J. Charcoal
Flourished Q. Salvo
Fireplug G. Flukey
Just today I got spam from Lynn Redgrave, apparently offering in increase my manhood.
I guess the acting jobs have really dried up.
Sip V. Justifiable
Plea Q. Wormholes
Assiduously T. Glassiest
The rest of mine this morning look almost normal.
Whoop! Just as I deleted that lot, another came in …
Allegation T. Reuther
I never see spam, because Gmail is so awesome.
Looking in the catcher, though, I see I have a communique from Serenity A. Mommy. If it came in an envelope, it might smell of cookies. Or maybe penis cream. One of the two.