Best threat in movies / TV

Cafe Society
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From the newest Batman film (which I just saw today)

warning: contains a minor plot spoiler.

Let me get this straight: You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who beats criminals to a pulp with his bare hands. And your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck with that.

And of course, the worst ever threat
Slartibartfast: You must come with me.
Arthur Dent: Who are you?
Slartibartfast: What? No. My name’s not important. You must come with me, or you’ll be late.
Arthur Dent: Late for what?
Slartibartfast: Well, um, what’s your name Earthman?
Arthur Dent: Dent. Arthur Dent.
Slartibartfast: Well, late as in the late Dentarthurdent. It’s a sort of threat. You see?

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“I’m gonna BARBECUE your ASS in MOLASSES!!!11!!11!”

—Sheriff Buford T. Justice (Jackie Gleason), in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

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“All right now, I’m coming out there! Any man I see, I am gonna kill him. Any son of a bitch takes a shot at me, not only am I gonna kill him, but I’m gonna kill his wife, and all his friends. And burn his fuckin house down.”

Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven

Will always be my favorite. Ever.

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Commander Data to a time traveller who is trying to kidnap him. Completely even tone of voice:

“I assume your handprint will open this door whether you are conscious or not.”

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Also, Richard Nixon as played by Anthony Hopkins:

"Presidents don’t threaten. They don’t have to. "