So guy paid $106,000 for the ball deflected by Steve Bartman so he could destroy it at his restaurant. Any suggestions on how he should go about it?
Well I don’t know about the actual destruction, but I think it’d be fitting for someone to choke on it.
Make Bartman eat it.
Throw it into the fire from whence it came.
Agreed. It must be destroyed by fire. The ashes must be disposed of in some final way as well. All traces of the ball must be obliterated, and its energy purged from the Greater Chicago Area. Perhaps the ashes should be dumped in Lake Michigan?
Have a goat eat it. And then kill the goat.
Huuge amount of High Explosive + Long, reinforced barrel, +Trajectory toward sun.
There is an opening on Bartman that the ball could be shoved in (or up).
Such negative energy being espoused here. There is only one thing to do with “The Ball:”
send it to the Red Sox.
Hit groundballs to the shortstop who made the following error until it disintegrates.
ps Go Marlins
Send it to me. I’ll deal with it. I saw on Robbie the Reindeer tonight that they were going to destroy something, then feed its ashes to the wolves, then destroy the wolves. That seems a little harsh, but I’ll figure something out.
1920’s style. . .
Just get up, say Goodbye and walk away without looking back.
I favor buring it.
That misspelling can be interpreted two ways, Saint Zero.
As the Monty Pythons lads asked, burn her or bury her?
Hey, my suggestion wasn’t negative energy. If the baseball was sent into the sun it would burn, causing a positive energy output.
Actually I don’t care about the ball, I just want to see something sent into the sun to be destroyed, I have been promised it by sci/fi writers for years since before I was born.
Perhaps turn it over to Steve Dahl? He’s got a way of destroying things at baseball games.
The spirit of Billy Sianis would appreciate the goat bit, though.