We’ve had “which celebrities annoy you” threads, but it’s time to take it to the next level. No ties, no alternates, no big lists. The ultimate question:
If you could only shoot ONE celebrity, who would it be?
Think carefully. I haven’t even decided myself, I just want to hear other answers.
Julia Roberts, becuase she gives me migraines.
That wasn’t so hard.
Of course, I’m kidding. I’m not making any attempts at this action in any way shape or form–she is simply my least favorite celebrity. I live strongly by “Thou shalt not kill.”
No debate needed. Bob Saget.
well if I were a celeb… myself…
granted only a flesh wound but hey… gotta do something to earn an extra 15 minutes of fame 
Jim Rome. See my post in the thread about him.
Close second: Peter Coyote and that phony voice of his.
Nia Vardalos
Not funny.
First choice woulda been Julia Roberts, but if there’s any justice in this world, Buckleberry already killed her.
Depends on what I get to shoot the celebrity with. A camera? Cupid’s arrow? A water pistol with red Kool-Aid? If the last, Jamie Lee Curtis.
Rosie O’Donnell.
I used to subricibe to your school of thought. I refer to that period of my life as the pre-“Half Baked” years. His hilarious portrayal of a drug hungry male prostitute gently caressed my white-hot hate into a pleasurable murmur of contentment.
Interesting about the red Kool Aid. Why?
I meant, say, a glock. But hey, interpret it any way you like, it’s all about the fun.
Martha Stewart, for so many reasons.
I just about crapped my pants when I saw him do that scene.
Since Geraldo should have been shot in the desert by the nearest officer when he was giving away operational information on live television, and since the U.S. military is run by old women and can’t take somebody out back and shoot him when they really should, I’d shoot Geraldo.
I’m going to have to go with Charleston Heston.
Just for the irony value.
Ooh, I think Geraldo might be the best one I’ve seen so far. That fuck deserves it. Adam Sandler was my next choice, but I’ll go ahead and nominate Rivera.
That guy who starred in Corky Romano barely beats out Pauly Shore.
Haj
Eminem. And I’d use a BB gun so he’d die an excruciating Death by a Thousand Pellets.
I’d have to gag him first, though, because his whiny nasal little voice would eventually cause me to reverse the barrel and bludgeon him to death with the stock.
J. Lo.
Colin Quinn, until the gun melted in my hand.
Vin Diesel - he reminds me of a monkey on steroids, and his VOICE! Dear god, how utterly annoying.
I’d quite enjoy shooting him evil smiley