Beware the Phantom Kangaroos

A strange site…

Obviously, they’re field researchers left behind by passing UFOs. It’s the simplest explanation that fits all the facts.


[Closed-captioned for the sarcasm-impaired]

The Cat In The Hat

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of 'roos?

The Phantom Kangaroo do!

Is there a question here? Naw…
Off to MPSIMS with ye and yer 'roos!

The Shadow

Somebody’s gotta say it - might as well be me.

Thufferin’ thuccotash!

[q] Evidence of these phantom kangaroos is severely limited. One of the mysterious marsupials was allegedly hit by a car and killed on August 31, 1981. However, both the corpse and the anonymous driver disappeared before they could be investigated. And a fuzzy photograph taken on April 24, 1978, shows a slumping figure (which resembles a kangaroo) in Waukesha, Wisconsin. [/q]

 At LAST!!! The Bigfoot Question is answered!!! ;)

“There will always be somebody who’s never read a book who’ll know twice what you know.” - D.Duchovny

I lived in Waukesha county when the Phantom Kangaroo shit went down. The people who saw it saw something.

I think it was a deformed or crippled deer.

We have met the enemy, and He is Us.–Walt Kelly