I can’t make this shit up… 
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_766647.html
Good god…
One of those Waukesha boys, huh?
I used to live there.
I remember one winter when everybody thought that they were seeing kangaroos everywhere.
Yes, kangaroos. In Wisconsin. Happened 74, 75 maybe 76. But, everybody, including several deputy sheriffs, claimed to see kangaroos.
Those long winters…