Bitcoins.
The echo is strong in this one. But he’s a few quatloos short of a (winning) load.
As to my bid: two fiddy and change. Tops.
If I had the money, the 3-post-wonders would scurry like roaches in the light.
I’d also add a few parting quips that would leave blood spots on the back of their drawers for a week…
I would be willing to bid:
TEN
BILLION
DOLLARS!!!
OK - they would be Zimbabwe dollars but they would be dollars
I bid two irregular bits of string, a cigarette butt that has been stepped on, a piece of cat feces that somehow ended up behind the fridge and a smirk.
I didn’t see this auction until today, but I really wanted to see how Mods Pre-form their Mod Actions. I am imagining the Great Creator, pre-forming Man out of a ball of clay.
Maybe you could do a Mod AMA and we can hear all about it.
First they cast a ban-hammer. Once it’s fully pre-formed and ready for use they wield it like a ninja. Mostly on smart-asses who question their grammar and spelling.
*That’s *how they pre-form their actions. 
Ironically enough, this is the most sense I’ve ever made of a post of yours. 
I bid ELEVEN BILLION DOLLARS…and two bits (OP may have intended ‘bits’ instead of cents if referencing the “Oklahoma” musical)
I’d buy **that **for a dollar.