The board better not start this dying hamster shit. 
<pulls up chair, gets beer ready>
Well, there’s also MY NAME IS EARL over on NBC. Earl is helping some guy yet, inexplicably, it’s backfiring on him! And Joy is trying to become famous but has ended up killing, rather than trapping, a giant boar called Hogzil–excuse me, Pigsquatch.
<throws amphetamines to hamsters>
So what’re we all drinking? Shiner Bock here.
Purple Haze and Sam Adams Cherry Wheat (I have remains from two six packs).
No cable, so Fox News/CNN/MSNBC are out.
Drink of choice: Started with Baileys & coffee, but I already almost finished it and I don’t have any more Baileys. Will shortly be switching to Leinenkugels Big Butt.
If you want to live REALLY dangerously, take a drink every time Palin drops the final “G” from any word ending with “ing.”
On second thought, better make that a sip. 
Sam Adams Summer Ale, only a week out of date.
Hee hee, I have CSPAN on now. Gwen Ifill is in her seat, immobilized by her poor broken ankle. I was hoping to overhear the traditional “Fer Christ’s sake, BEHAVE!!” harangue to the audience, but guess I missed it. Back to Hogzilla.
Not drinking, but glad to be here. I’m on MSNBC because I find Keith Olberman kinda hot…
Oh, joy. CNN’s doing the stupid lines again, this time for men and women. Perhaps I’ll change the channel.
Daniel
Popcorn, check
Caramel brownies, check
Apple flavored vodka, check
Handpuppet from Fallout 3, check
Straight Dope, check
Yeah, I’m ready for this.
t-minus 60 seconds!
ice tea.
This is a really bad season to be unable to drink.
Couldn’t help but notice the Rickroll banner behind Olberman.
And away we go. Any minute now. Maybe they should show some trailers of upcoming political ads.
Gwen’s jacket doesn’t film well. Here we go…
He’s calling her Governor–very appropriate. She’s gonna call 'im Joe. Whatever…
Softball question right off.
Three seconds in and she is already on my nerves. “Hey, can I call you Joe?” Um… think we could be serious for a bit Ms. Palin?
Heh, they blew Pigsquatch up, like in RENO 911 Miami!
And they’re off!
Gwen’s jacket is the exact color as a swimming pool, very distracting. The VPs to be in black.
“Can I call you Joe?” Well now, does he call her Sarah? Nope, Governor. Smart.
Looks like you picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
“oh hey! can i call you joe?”