Big Brother (rest of the season) (possible spoilers for each episode)

OK, is that a whoosh or are you serious?

Anyhoo, looks like Chelsia will go tonight (there goes 1 of my final 4). In fact, I think it’ll be a clean sweep. James has shown that he really doesn’t give a rat’s backside about Chelsia, and he’ll join the rest of the house in evicting her.

If Josh wins HOH tonight, he’ll go all the way to the end. He’s playing the house better than just about anyone (except maybe Dr. Will), and I see him with Ryan at the end.

Whoosh that he’s done gay porn (he has), or that Chelsia doesn’t know (which, if he’s been making out with Joshuah, seems unlikely)?

Wow – so what do you call the BB equivalent of suicide by cop?

That was actually more the equivalent of delivering a mocking “last words” before you’re marched out to the electric chair. She knew she was going already. Although I can hardly credit her for actually having “retained her dignity”…there are more than a couple of live feed scenes where I’m pretty sure Daddy wouldn’t have been amused.

Oh, and get ready for another week of invoking God to smite the Evil Ones, counting things that are eight, and talking to stuffed deer heads. I’m almost afraid to see what she’s going to have in her HOH room.

James is gay porn is no woosh
I agree that it looks like Chelsia will take the walk of shame tonight. I wish they would have back doored Josh. It is going to be hard to get James out of there anytime soon it seems.

I don’t know if this has been posted before, but if you’d like to see some revealing pictures and even a few video clips of the Big Brother crew here you go. There are links to previous seasons as well.

Link is safe. It goes to a page with clickable links

And the pictures in the link make it clear why. My goodness.

I freakin’ loved Chelsia up until this week. She certainly like Nattie enough when they were making out topless in the pool with each other and anyone else who happened to be there.

It really annoys me when people are all “game” when they are the ones doing the eliminating but get all personal when their number comes up.

I guess I’m stuck rooting for Ryan & Nattie the rest of the way.

Nattie? How can you possibly root for anyone that annoying?

Boobies tend to nullify personality flaws.

:rolleyes:

It isn’t the boobies, its that I hate her the least.

(shudder) the nice boobage left the house on Wed night.

My take on the remaining houseguests:

Natalie is a kook. A kook who talks to god when convenient. She clearly shows that plastic surgery cannot make up for failure to pay attention in school… your eyes may wander but you still hear what she blathers about.

Matt is a parody of the worst that Philly/Cherry Hill NJ have to offer. He isn’t as stupid as they make him look at times, but we are dealing with more than a case of mush-mouth. He actually could win this, but I can’t root for him.

Sheila is a former Penthouse Pet with serious attention/esteem/confidence issues. She has been battling her real self which came out Day 1.

Josh lost me when he went off on Amanda, and continues to keep me away when he continuously talks about how great he is. I predict that he does not last the entire season, as he will snap his spine attempting to self-fellate.

James is not long for the house. He is an enigma, as he is playing the game very well at times, but people want him out.

Sharon is a chameleon and she made out with Matt, for there isn’t enough alcohol in the world to explain that error.

Ryan is the only “salvageable” person left. He really doesn’t have a bad side, and is smart enough to have a secret alliance with Josh. I hope he wins.

You know, Sheila goes on and on about how ugly and weird Adam is…the woman lived with Bob Guccione for ten years. She dated 40-year-old Scott Baio. She wasn’t apparently that picky outside the house, why did she suddenly start being picky inside the house?

I believe you mean Adam.

What a mess. Natalie, with the brain of Lucy Ricardo on crack, is now HOH and James is apparently Matting her — meaning that he is blowing his man-breath on her face, captivating her in a love-spell. Dude knows how to work it. He and Josh are up, but he had a big backyard fight with Sheila, and now Sheila is all drama queen and wants to be put up so she can go home. Nat tells James that if he wins POV, they’ll have to talk and maybe she’ll grant Sheila’s wish. So there we are. Nat wins HOH and will be sending home an ally all because a boy is paying attention to her. Matt who?

Older ex-playmates tend to be attracted to men of fame and fortune, in lieu of good looks or personality. Adam is 0 for 4 in those departments, sadly.

Natalie is an airhead no doubt…She did predict Evil Dicks return out of her ass though…

wait that didn’t come out right

Yes, absolutely!

jayjay,

You are now the latest Doper to make an appearance in my dreams. I did not post this in this thread as the best way to get your attention. I posted it in this thread because in my dream, I was on Big Brother, and you were my electronic helper.

In the dream, CBS decided that they needed to do something to shake up this season, so they added me to the hamsters living in the house. What exactly a shy plump, dumpy, 30-something, female adds to the mix, I’m not sure, but they added me. And to level the playing field, I got to communicate electronically in text with jayjay, so that I’d have his insights into telling my fellow hamsters apart, and remembering who betrayed whom, etc.

I went on to win 3 competitions in a row. One I don’t remember, one was a simply classic game of Truth or Dare which I won when one of the female hamsters refused to make out with me on camera. (She was the person being Dared, I was just the unfortunate victim, remniscent of a real life incident where I watched part of a game of Truth or Dare and ended up being kissed on the cheek by a guy everyone knew had a crush on me. That was bad enough, what was worse was when he told me that a particular song from the 60’s was “our song” because he kissed me one summer night. Um, yeah, that’s a romantic memory. )

The next competition involved searching for small plastic Easter eggs which had candy–SweetTart or Smartie type candy–with the words No or Yes written on it. I was the only one who could be bothered to search, and so I found the egg with yes in it, and got to choose between a guarenteed 10% share of first place and it’s associated prize money (don’t ask me how one can have a share of first place, but that was part of the prize) or the opportunity to double the first place prize money if and only if I actually won first place. I took the ten percent, and was congratulated for winning my third competition in a row.

At this point, the door in the basement opened, and another player climbed up the stairwell that didn’t have any stairs, and was introduced as Cindy. Cindy was an attractive natural strawberry blonde beauty, who had appeared on the first couple of episodes of Big Brother before developing the Flu and being removed. She was now being returned to the show, to further the shake things up theme.

At approximately this point, I started questioning why and how exactly Big Brother had found me to add me to the cast, and soon after I woke up.