jayjay,
You are now the latest Doper to make an appearance in my dreams. I did not post this in this thread as the best way to get your attention. I posted it in this thread because in my dream, I was on Big Brother, and you were my electronic helper.
In the dream, CBS decided that they needed to do something to shake up this season, so they added me to the hamsters living in the house. What exactly a shy plump, dumpy, 30-something, female adds to the mix, I’m not sure, but they added me. And to level the playing field, I got to communicate electronically in text with jayjay, so that I’d have his insights into telling my fellow hamsters apart, and remembering who betrayed whom, etc.
I went on to win 3 competitions in a row. One I don’t remember, one was a simply classic game of Truth or Dare which I won when one of the female hamsters refused to make out with me on camera. (She was the person being Dared, I was just the unfortunate victim, remniscent of a real life incident where I watched part of a game of Truth or Dare and ended up being kissed on the cheek by a guy everyone knew had a crush on me. That was bad enough, what was worse was when he told me that a particular song from the 60’s was “our song” because he kissed me one summer night. Um, yeah, that’s a romantic memory. )
The next competition involved searching for small plastic Easter eggs which had candy–SweetTart or Smartie type candy–with the words No or Yes written on it. I was the only one who could be bothered to search, and so I found the egg with yes in it, and got to choose between a guarenteed 10% share of first place and it’s associated prize money (don’t ask me how one can have a share of first place, but that was part of the prize) or the opportunity to double the first place prize money if and only if I actually won first place. I took the ten percent, and was congratulated for winning my third competition in a row.
At this point, the door in the basement opened, and another player climbed up the stairwell that didn’t have any stairs, and was introduced as Cindy. Cindy was an attractive natural strawberry blonde beauty, who had appeared on the first couple of episodes of Big Brother before developing the Flu and being removed. She was now being returned to the show, to further the shake things up theme.
At approximately this point, I started questioning why and how exactly Big Brother had found me to add me to the cast, and soon after I woke up.