Big Brother (rest of the season) (possible spoilers for each episode)

James won POV.

That’s freaky. But COOL! Now I want to be someone’s electronic helper, like a giant Ziggy…

That is insane! What is that, three POV victories in a row for James? It seems like no one will ever be able to get rid of him.

He’s well on his way to tying Janelle and Dani D’s shared record of 5 veto wins in a season.

Okay – so who’s on the block?

Josh and Sharon. As things stand right now, Sharon SHOULD be going. Josh made a deal with Natalie, with Ryan supporting, that if he could get 2 people to vote for Sharon, forcing a tie, that Natalie would break the tie to evict Sharon. If things go as planned, James and Ryan will vote for Sharon, Adam and Sheila will vote for Josh, and Natalie will break the tie.

IF things go as planned. A plan in that house is like an ice cube on top of a hibachi…

You’re really not watching? Probably a wise move…there were many tears in last night’s episode…all cried by James and Josh. There was also much teenyweenybeekeenee-wearing by James. Much. Ew.

Just on Tuesday, when it’s in conflict with the Dancing with the Stars results show.

The parallel editing, with Sheila extoling Josh’s virtues to Sharon in the bathroom (a camera view we seldom get to see) while Josh campaigns against her in the kitchen and HOH room, was pretty damn good. Hitchcock would have been proud.

Incidentally, in the tears litany don’t forget Sharon’s.

ETA:

It was a pretty good scene, too, where Josh is whimpering in the supply room after having been whimpering for hours, when suddenly he realizes, “Hey. Why should I be the one to go home?” And then he gets to work.

I have serious doubts that those parallel discussions actually took place simultaneously.

You could be right, jayjay. I’ve stopped watching the After Dark.

Oh, I don’t have any inside information. It just seems too perfect for those two scenes to have happened simultaneously. And we know the BB editors are dirty cheaters already.

Well thank god – imagine how tedious it would be watching these poor idiots if there weren’t someone creating some story lines.

Okay, that was fairly entertaining.

ETA – and his exit speech – WTF?

Who won HOH?

Sheila. This should be entertaining, since Sheila’s likely to nominate based on who looked at her funny that morning or what phase the moon is in. However, as of right now, she made a deal with Natalie so Natalie would drop out. Whether Sheila holds to that deal or not (if she’s smart, not) remains to be seen.

If Natalie wins this thing, I’ll never watch Big Brother again.

Ya think Natalie had plastic surgery on her eyes when she had her boobs done? That would explain the overwide, startled expression she sports.

Reminds me of Johnny Depp in Ed Wood.

Yep. Ryan’s an idiot. He should have voted to keep James and convinced Sheila to do the same to save Adam, because Adam’s who Nat wants out next. If Sheila caves to Natalie like Adam and Ryan have, the boys can wave goodbye because Nat’s gonna bulldoze them.

I think Natalie has that surprised look all the time because she’s been going Jack Nicholson in The Shining for the last month, counting things again and again and again and again. If she had a typewriter there’d be a sheet of paper in it saying “All work and no play makes Nat a dull girl”. The woman is WHACK by this point.

I did like the peeks into the jury house last night. Heh. Matty and Chesia and Joshuah. Heh.