Ok is it just me or are all these “diet fads” really getting old? I personally like big women and for the news to constantly shove this weightloss mumbo-jumbo down their throats seems like it would be insulting!
-Btw-I’m single- 
Would that be single-and-looking? I think you will find this is not match.com 
It isn’t? Damn.
<grabs coat and walks out>