That’s the CNN Headline:
It’s sad, but you really should be extra careful if you’re going to do something as risky as stepping onto a highway in a camo suit.
Its the way he always wanted to go.
Which is why I only wear my ghillie suit to well-lighted, formal occasions.
C’mon; we all know that what really happened is that the Bigfeet assassinated him because he was getting too close to the truth. Dressed him in the ghillie suit, then tossed him out into traffic to make him look stupid and discredit him. It’s* obvious*.
A candidate for a Darwin Award.
Extra pionts because a 15 year old girl hit him. I bet that made her day.
“Ghill-ee!!”
well, you don’t have to worry so much about being alert for approaching cars, in that case, and can concentrate on the dip.
The best part:
Evolution in action.
A 15 year old girl took him down, and a 17 year old finished him off. I wonder who got the ears and who got the tail.
nobody passing thought he was Bigfoot because he was wearing a wristwatch, a common oversight.
But I wonder if anyone thought they had seen the Spiders from Mars.
Never underestimate the advantages of looking like Swamp Thing at a wedding reception or an academic recognition ceremony.
However, authorities were able to confirm one Sasquash sighting.
AKA Flatfoot
Progressive Flo: “No, sorry. Your auto insurance doesn’t cover hitting an imaginary beast.”
I bet Jack Links is involved in this.
Someone has died.
Is it safe to start joking about it, yet, or is the solemnity period still in effect?
This garmet has been tested and found to be non-defective.
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A young man who used to be a reporter for me is out the and had to cover this. I told him its the story dreams are made of.
Wasn’t this the nightclub in “Urban Cowboy”?