Bigfoot Hoax Ends in Death

There is no “solemnity period” to be observed if someone dies as the result of an act of gross personal stupidity.

(This is not to be confused or conflated with death as the result of someone else’s act of gross personal stupidit.)

I don’t get it. Bigfoot is supposed to look like a big ape, right? Wouldn’t one dress in a gorilla suit to perpetrate a Bigfoot hoax?

A camo hunting suit would just look like some disoriented hunter wandered onto the highway.

You’re right. I’m beginning to question the man’s judgement.

Bigfoot wears camouflage?

Of course he does. Thats why sightings are so rare. Duh.

It’s what you get when you are messing with Sasquash!

This proves that there’s no bigfoot. I don’t believe that such a thing can exist without being plastered on the hood of a car going 60mph at least once

Shucks.

Nah, that just shows that they are smarter than deer, opossums, armadillos and guys in ghilly suits - a fairly low bar.

Is it wrong to picture him, in the split-second before impact, holding up a little sign like Wile E. Coyote that says “Oh no!”

Only when he’s hunting. Wabbits.

Was the ghilly suit made by Acme?

This happened in Flathead County, Montana.

This makes it all the more tragic.

Fail of wendigo proportion.

Sasquatch. A sasquash is a vegetable of some sort.

I think the joke is the other meaning of squash.

No sympathy for the idiot in the suit but those poor kids. At 15 and 17 they’re both newish drivers and now they’ve killed someone. What a miserable experience for them.

Sasquashed.

Seems to me that it was to effective for that.

Is it really that obvious? :wink:
Are you sure?