Bigfoot Hoax Ends in Death

Not really. They can both think the other one did the real killing.

Guilt doesn’t work that way.

It does when you kill Bogfoot. Sssh, don’t tell the kids – give them a cash reward for the value of their “scientific discovery”.

Kind of an ethical dilemma for whoever manufactures those suits. Have to decide if they want to use this in their advertising: On the one hand, someone died. On the other hand, that’s pretty irrefutable proof that their suits work awesome.

At least he didn’t die in a senseless tragedy.

Next leap year I’m asking for your hand.

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How do we know he was trying to dress up as Bigfoot?

On the other hand, the ghille suit worked well.

According to the CNN report, that’s what his “companions” claimed. But they WOULD say that, wouldn’t they?..

Yeah, better than “Man who thought ghille suit made him indestructible proven wrong”

I feel guilty for laughing when reading all of the comments. :smiley:

Boy, are Randy and Maria ever gonna have a pissin’ contest up in heaven.

The only thing that could make this funnier is if those guys from “Finding Bigfoot” were out, happened to spot him and said (in that sing-songy voice they use in their promos) “I think we got a squaaa-aatch,” right before the car slammed into him.

Claims department. May I help you?

Yes, I just hit a bear with my car.

Why did you hit a bear?

Because I was swerving to miss the moose!

Sir, we don’t cover DWI accidents.

(this actually happened to some guy last week)

He’ll never have the guts to do that again.

Geez two pages in already and no one has questioned the guys blood-alcohol level?

I may not be a big-city lawyer, but sumpum tells me liquor was involved here…:dubious:

Do we know for sure he wasn’t a Bigfoot wearing a man-in-camouflage suit?

I was going to, but I forgot.

(I do that a lot).

I didn’t see it mentioned in the OP’s link, but I saw a brief article about this in the paper yesterday which had the following quote:

I’m betting his companions got him drunk, dressed him up like that to go snipe hunting & left him to walk home like that.

I’m adding this to my “Things To Do To Folks I Don’t Like” list.