Are you kidding??? Bragging rights for life!
“Hey, remember back in '12, that retard that thought that he was tricking everybody…”
Curiously, just days ago, I watched this movie. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiP6W0ZCQRg
Should have opted for wearing an Ursus Mark VII.
Good one! I found your post by the glow from the beer light.
One can never be too careful when pulling off a hoax, which is why I only dress up as a Yeti to scare kids on the bunny slopes.
And I wear a cup. Amateurs…
Ooh, good point. Bigfeet have been known to wear camo, carrying light beer in can cozies with witty sayings, to blend in.
But during deer season they switch to blaze orange.
Jesus, what a dickfart. Can you imagine being a teenager and having to live the rest of your life with hitting a human being? Even if he *was *clinically brain-dead prior to the accident.