Bigfoot! On! Ice!

In My Humble Opinion
1

So three dudes in Georgia have announced they’ve found a Bigfoot corpse. They’ve even got a picture on their website (the corpse is on ice in an old freezer):

They’re holding a press conference tomorrow to announce their amazing “findings.” So has anybody heard anything about this? Are you on pins and needles like I am to learn the truth about the Sasquatch?

2

Those bastard Russians! First women and children, now this!

3

Wonder how long until we find out this is another photoshop hoax.

4

Wonder how long until the OP realizes this is old news.