Bilbo/Frodo's Birthday's upcoming - Sept 22

Any real geeky people out there who celebrate the hobbittses birthday? I’ll bring the lembas. Somebody bring the ale, pints, and rum. Let’s party.

It comes in pints???

I heard a bite of lembas bread wil keep a man full for days.
How many did you eat?

I don’t know. Once you been given the One Ring on your birthday, well…

I mean, just how do you compete with THAT?