As to the OP, my friends know me better than to send me those things anymore.
Yer pal,
Satan
TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING:
Three months, two weeks, two days, 23 hours, 7 minutes and 49 seconds.
4318 cigarettes not smoked, saving $539.82.
Life saved: 2 weeks, 23 hours, 50 minutes.
Yeah, I generally prefer removing the spleen of whoever sends me one of those even after being warned
Of course, my ex-GF’s mother still forwards these things to me. I don’t understand it; it’s been over a year now, and she knew we broke up right away. And she never liked me anyway. Wait a minute, I * do * understand it.
Oh, yeah. I got this email from an uncle who believes every UL that crosses his email address.
I sent the idiot links to to the US Senate and House and told him to find the congressman sponsoring the bill and he STILL wouldn’t believe it was a hoax.